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𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐀𝐌 𝐈?

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an actual text my mother just sent me

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@luvmvrs Big loss 😭

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@ReddCinema Start bragging immediately

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@xxrl_y4 No wayy

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@not_active06 Lmaooo

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

my mirror needs a “screenshot” button

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

Would you marry a man with a low salary if he genuinely loved you, treated you well, and had ambition? Why or why not.?????

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How to get your girlfriend’s attention

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@kodstrangeer I think so

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@not_active06 Wtf

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When your girl didn’t grow up in the church so you just replace “Lord” with “babe”

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@Solayne_x @ToshiBet Bouta

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@aip551 Priorities 😭

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@trvipppy Relatable 😭

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

If you are over 25 and still have roommates, you have fundamentally failed at life. I don't care how expensive the city is. Figure it out or move to Ohio.

[Rocky @holla_rocky]

“2 military dudes get into fight at base”

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I quit today 😁

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When I’m bored I message the hookers on back page and see if I can get them to do manual labour…

[MUrai @clapyogal]

Nah I’m crying 😭

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There are two types of parents 😂