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[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

“If you take Arsenal women football out of the total numbers, you’re looking at double digits decline in attendance. Arsenal women accounts for 41% of the attendance in the Women Super League, there is a huge decline in attendance“

Charlie Stebbings (Sports Analyst)

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@TeleFootball Obviously written this article for clicks and views , how ridiculous

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@sooze74 Where is this sue? I am flying out tomorrow

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@sooze74 Hi Sue, hope your well, saw you on TV yesterday, what a great day !!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Today's the day.

[REDaction Gooners @REDactionAFC]

🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴

PARTY ON THE STREETS OF LONDON

🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@Merkostt Worst champions of all time, or does it make it even more impressive 🤔

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@laura_woodsy hi Laura great interview with Mikel, you must have loved it too, interviewing a manager of a club you support, atmosphere around the training ground must of been great!!

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@WhatsApp @Matt5cott @ESPNUK Change the colour everyone’s WhatsApp 🔴

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@BlackScarfMarc Got to be something to do with World Cup, alot of fans will still be in Budapest

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

we love you @arsenal, we do 🏆

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We did it, together.

[Mohamed ELNeny @ElNennY]

I can’t describe my feelings right now… Football always gives back to those who keep believing.. To the fans who kept believing, you deserve this… Arsenal; the club that will stay in my heart forever, you deserve this… The players and everyone at the club who made it happen, you deserve this… Congratulations to the best club in the world ❤️ @Arsenal

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

We are ready 👊

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@afcbournemouth @GoonerFanzine 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@PeterKray Same, still am 😂

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@DarrenArsenal1 None for us either

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@PeterKray Yes same mate

[Goonercpm @GoonerCpm]

@PeterKray Mine worked but no tickets