Goob

I'd buy a hotdog stand if I'm trying to be frank -2 chainz

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

What's a guy got to do to become hokage nowadays?

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@zacbounds Rinse and repeat baby. I'll take a crunchwrap Supreme with a Baja blast please.

[Kevin Cooney @KevinCooney]

Choosing to let Jimmy Butler leave to keep Tobias/Simmons/Brett may go down as one of the biggest blunders in Philadelphia sports history

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@SyvsTheWrld @Adavecchio

[Chad @ChadDraven]

You looking to turn $1000 into $100k? hit my line. No pyramid scheme. We WILL be selling crack

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@Johhny_Calvin Been done graduate school since December and I still wake up in a panic that I'm missing an assignment. So when you figure it out let me know.

[Ameen @Ameen_HGA]

If Roe v Wade is overturned I’m very keen to know how pro-life evangelicals (I’m pro-life btw) will move forward when it comes to helping pregnant women in dire straits. If they are okay with simply making it illegal w/o meeting the needs of the women then it will be very telling

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@zacbounds Yea only if you got 50k of that adult money for my loans lol

[dyllie @nobigdyl]

if God don’t like ugly how you explain me + my buddies?

[Tedashii @Tedashii]

I used to have a shallow perspective of therapy. It’s funny how you don’t see the value in something until you need it.

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@AndyMineo a client of mine asked what song I was playing in the car (it was It Could Be Worse) and he told me it sounded like Lil' Wayne. I didn't really know how to respond but I figured you'd appreciate.

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@Bobby_Coop I will be preemptively muting your tweets until the tournament is over. I'm sure you understand.

[Sanchovies @Sanchovies]

As a Los Angeles Rams fan since February 2022 I can’t even put into words how much this all means to me

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

Send in @ochocinco to put them away.

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@Bobby_Coop send me a jersey quick

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@Bobby_Coop SAY SIKE

[Goob @GooobKotsch]

@Bobby_Coop One of the few times I won't harass you over your sports tweets. #WhoDey