Paul

I live my life 1 tweet at a time, nothing else matters.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

Pathetic performance form Argentina. You love to see it. Cunts.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

When does Perez offer 200m for Olise then?

[Paul @Goose_PW]

@ianindarlo @FPL_Impulse Same with Cape Verde v Saudi, CV win or draw they are through, Saudi win and they are on 4 points.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

Those 3rd place tables are misleading as they leave off teams in 4th who can jump into 3rd. What ever happens in Belgium v New Zealand and Cape Verde v Saudi, 2 of those teams will go ahead of Scotland. Their only hope is Algeria or Paraguay get spanked.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

Half way through Double or Nothing and the quality of these matches is quite frankly ridiculous. The gulf in match quality between this and a typical Fed match is gigantic.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

@the_mediaman1 Not Rogers who's played more games under Tuchel than anyone?

[Paul @Goose_PW]

People are still obsessed with names and who's had a good season and not player profiles and what systems you are going to play. You want square pegs in round holes because that worked so well in the Euro's with that Foden and Trippier left side.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

Can't believe Tuchel didn't ask Henry's advice before picking his squad. Baffling.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Dan Burn ahead of Harry Maguire is absolutely baffling. On grounds of form, experience, leadership, penalty-taking. Baffling.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

VArsenal at it again I see. The conspiracy is real.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

Lol @ Gyokeres owners #FPL

[Muniir @dripsciple]

If Burnley lose their last two games and Wolves win their final one, Burnley finishes bottom of the table.

The team finishing 20th receives around £109M, while the 19th gets about £111M. That £2M difference might not sound huge to Premier League fans, but in the Championship it can easily help fund 3-4 players capable of bringing you back up.

So for those saying Burnley have nothing left to fight for because relegation is already confirmed, you’re wrong. There are still a lot of things they’re fighting for and that fight starts at the Emirates.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

@HenryJackson87 Yes.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

ITK

[Paul @Goose_PW]

Shite.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/4022hQsMXA

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

Liverpool have now conceded 51 league goals this season - their highest total ever in a 38-game Premier League season.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

The idea of keeping Slot is quite frankly ridiculous at this point. We are absolutely done under him, it's over.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

@FF_Tosey Definitely not a bad idea. I'm torn between bringing in Saka or Gyokeres this week. I think Saka is probably the wise choice.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

@FF_Tosey Nah I think he's had his rest. Bournemouth is very tough, they will need to be at their best and he's part of that.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

Pep's thrown in the towel as he knows he can't beat PGMOL FC.

[Paul @Goose_PW]

@FF_Tosey 😂