Goosed Screw

injured at work, now retired early and a happy house daddy!

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I’ve come to the conclusion that socialists on here obviously have about 100 accounts each, there surely can’t be that amount of absolute inbred bellends in the UK!

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@JDSports So you can reply to the tweets but not look at dm’s????

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@JDSports why are you monitoring and replying on here and not FB messenger? My order that should be delivered today is still not in the “processing” stage on my account.

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@RosieRichards18 @JDSports At least yours was shipped, my order from last Thursday seems to have stopped at the “they’ve got my money” stage!!

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@thebodycoach #pewithjoe #fancydressfriday What’s Joe doing in my house 😂

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@MazMarinolo @Mick1082 @piersmorgan No I didn’t! Assumed you did your usual running and grassing up to twitter!

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@Lee66317155 @allisonpearson Like this? 😂😂

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Dear woke blokes: every woman I know wants to keep single sex spaces. Pls stop making them recount histories of miscarriage, menstrual issues or incontinence to justify this. They shouldn't need to justify it, that most women want it should be enough. Pack it in, you utter dicks

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@joginandtonic @shesnotworthit @Christoofar80 Damn those pesky ice age creatures with their fridges, airplanes, big engines cars that eventually caused it to melt!!!

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@SeanMalbon3 @shesnotworthit @Richard25972121 @JamesDelingpole Mass bunking off school!

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@haggo28 @kevinsm17554523 @piersmorgan But not dying of it.....