Goosesalesman

Streamer, video editor, and wannabe YouTuber.

Oh, and very loud too.

Discord server:

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

Hey guys!

Currently looking for video editors who are down to edit my streams! Compensation of course will be provided, and I'm down to provide any help or resources if requested!

If your down for it or know a friend? Shoot me a message!

#twitch #smallstreamers #content

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@GooseWithAPass Nice to hear the life update! May the bottle guide you well!

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

GOD PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!??!

[Plague ☦️ @Plague294411]

How it feels to be in vc with @goosesalesman and @Cats0naut

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@Moist77086136 @Plague294411 You are WAY more tamed than this

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

My notifications for the last 2 minutes since @Plague294411 has been @'ing me

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

I feel threatened. He won't stop @'ing me.

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@Plague294411 I can feel my individual brain cells dying one by one as I am left in a state of pure confoundment, and terror for what has possessed you to say such a sentence.

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!!?

[Plague ☦️ @Plague294411]

How it feels watching @Goosesalesman form a basic human sentence

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@Schmendy_ What does the flower say?

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

Wanted to give super (late) thanks to @t_kobs for creating this new super cool awesome omega pfp for my twitter and casting call!

AHHHHHH it looks so awesome oh my god ty ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyyyy!!!!!!!!

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

The next time you'll ever be hearing from me again will be from my attorney. Good day.

[Plague ☦️ @Plague294411]

I beat @Goosesalesman to death
our group has caved in on each other

[Plague ☦️ @Plague294411]

I’ve been playing project zomboid recently with my buddy @Goosesalesman, our buddy RF, and my brother. It’s been a wild 4 days in game so far

and I’m still limping from when I stepped in glass!

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@t_kobs Sent a DM now!

[Plague ☦️ @Plague294411]

This is the type of shit I see @Goosesalesman doing in vc

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@Cats0naut @thisisanerror_ OKAY! I GET IT! CAT THIS IS THE 18TH @ YOU DONE WITH A TABAXI

[jazz @jazzvader_]

okay

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

Wow. And I almost tried to audition for this project a week ago.

I'm so glad I didn't now!

[🛸 Kai Hauser 🛸 Voice Actor ✨ @JustAVoiceActor]

This is a perfect example of how NOT to do a casting call.

Public reactions to auditions should be disclosed ahead of time. They should be treated with more respect than listening to a few seconds and making fun of people.

This is so unprofessional and mean spirited.

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@GooseWithAPass what

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

What if elon musk releases an update for twitter but he replaces everyones feed with shirtless men haha wouldnt that be so funny?

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@GooseWithAPass Maaaaannn what the f

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

Look at all of my adorable fishies

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

@Cats0naut Dude.

[Goosesalesman @Goosesalesman]

I'm in the mood to have an argument with @Cats0naut.