John🪿

charli xcx, please run me over with a monster truck

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

why?

[Trends Crave @TrendsCrave]

News reporter Julie Dunphy is going viral.

[Rep. Summer Lee @RepSummerLee]

In case you missed it, I'll be introducing articles of impeachment against Pam Bondi.

She's obstructing justice, weaponizing the DOJ against Trump's political enemies, and breaking the law. It's time she's held accountable.

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@anthony64748247 @ThatEricAlper my man, you don’t have to hyper-analyze a joke. laugh and keep it moving lol

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Donald Trump has been illegally taxing your groceries, furniture, and cars for over a year.

Time for a refund.

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@Demon_President she’s authentic - it’s the exact opposite of cringe

[Josh @joshlangerr]

Bad day for the nobody watches women’s sports crowd

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@SeanFennessey @TheBigPic this rocks

see you at the fuckin movies!

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@Conservative1AZ he validates their hate

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@anactualwalnut my siamese and my cattle dog are both like this - which led to them subsequently imprinting on each other lol

[Gunnar Esiason @G17Esiason]

NBC’s Olympics coverage is refreshingly void of the onslaught of sports betting advertisements. A reminder of the good old days.

[A Joycon Switch 2 Controller @JoyconSwitch]

Never forget that bowser fw big women

[Oklahoma Golf @OU_MGolf]

Impossible is nothing.

Anthony Kim is a champion again!

[Red Harrington @RedHarrington44]

How Anthony Kim starts moving when he’s got a Spaniard on the ropes!

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@KylePorterNS there’s now a non-zero chance of AK playing in a major again

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@liIpochaco i love you

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

we are meant to be stewards of the Earth. this is divinely ordained and thus built into our nature. it is why we feed the birds and the strays. it is why we want to clean the gutters. it is why the ocean makes us cry.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Pope should excommunicate J.D. Vance on live TV

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@dannyspud_

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

@pmcdonaldCBS yall love to crank it to that performative loser keith mitchell - how’s he doing this week?

*checks notes* ahh 73rd.

guess playing dress-up and using a blade putter doesn’t make you good at golf

[John🪿 @Goosewald]

how paul george’s team spun getting popped for ketamine into mental health issues is master class.

had malika andrews damn near crying on nba today 🤣🤣🤣🤣