Alyanonymous

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[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@Dexerto That's going 2B a huge download

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@RV_2070 On the bright side, at least Hokit will either A) lose his eyesight necessitating surgery or B) get cracked in the back of the head so many times, he'll wind up dizzy.

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

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[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@Dexerto Guess he wanted to put his hoof down on this unequine treatment

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@Dexerto Gives ransomware a whole new meaning

[The Domerlorian ☘️ @Jaredsla]

Guess which one of these is considered a resume boosting win by the committee, and which one is totally ignored.

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@DrJillStein Здравствуйте, товарищ Джилл Стайнецкая!

Как дела в Москве? Облачно, с вероятностью ударов беспилотников, полагаю? Передавайте привет вашему президенту Путину от меня!

[Arthur Rimbaud🔻🟦⬜️🟩 @ArthurRimbaud37]

Nobody “wants to work” in America because it’s pointless, outside of keeping yourself alive. There are no families to support, there are no communities to build, there is no higher mission. You work because the alternative is starving and being homeless, and increasingly…

[The Homocracy @ReasonPete]

MFW I turn some fat rightoid "operator" into red mist with $50 of drone equipment I ordered off Temu (you can't see the dildo in this picture because it's inside of me):

[The Villain Formerly Known As Hani 🏴 @VagrantVillain]

Charlie Kirk was killed when Republicans had every branch of government and they did nothing about it besides virtue signal and get a handful of people fired

[Coach Steve @Steven_M59]

Exactly what the 2A was written for btw, not so uncle chucklefuck could bring his RPG into Dunkin’ Donuts

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Brandon Herrera triumphantly announcing that he had planted a spy in his opponents campaign (ok but why) and then immediately losing by seven points

[Thulêan Wigger @_Nazi_Nigga]

Some niggas are so raped, out of touch, and retarded that they genuinely think that $18/hr for an ELECTRICIAN is some crazy high wage where the company is desperate for workers, and not borderline slavery.

[Derek Pakora @DeathlyAcorn]

If you think Russell Brand was targeted because he was speaking up against "the establishment" then someone needs to cut your sandwiches into circles for you so that you don't hurt yourself on the corners.

[Kevin Yam 任建峰 @kevinkfyam]

Just to be clear - Jackie Chan is reviled in Hong Kong not just because of his politics. Even pro-Beijing people hate him. He has a bad reputation for the way he treated women, and a number of well-known stuntmen and action actors who worked under him have complained about not being paid and being left to rot when they got injured.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Sorry I had sex with a spy but yeah we still have to put a data center in your backyard. Or China will win.

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@GreenTextRepost Talk about an emo-ncipation proclamation

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@GreenTextRepost >organized crime game
>has MAHJONG

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

@GreenTextRepost Can you play MAHJONG so he doesn't have to?

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

"There we go again, Champ. Blaming your problems on others is precisely what quitters do. And I didn't raise a quitter; I raised a Champ. All it takes is walking up to the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and refusing to budge until he tells you when you can start. And you might wanna lay off the avocado toasts, salad bowls, and Nintendas so you can save up for your own toolset, Champ!"

[Alyanonymous @GopnikAlya]

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