Jake Gordon

•Amateur Bingo Caller •KSU AGEC & PFP graduate • Colorado Farmer

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@PatrickDLyons Going to save this in case I need it for immaculate grid.

[Christian Saez🎙 @DNVRSaez]

How it feels seeing Giants and Angels fans realizing the Rockies are no longer the worst team in baseball

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

if the rockies go 97-10 (.907) in their remaining games they will break the single season wins record & likely win the NL west as well

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@_wej01 Same story with Home Depot. M12 impact wrench with 2 5.0 high output batteries $250 on the app. Sorry you can’t get that in store, but we can order it for you to pickup here in a week.

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@farmerjim13 I miss Farmers Imp.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The longest active winning streak in MLB

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

Quick recap of my Easter wiffleball highlights today.

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@74Booger My seed salesman dad would have ripped in to me if I did this. He’s been a farmer dealer for 30+ years now for Dekalb.

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@Kliemanshoodie I looked into that. I figured I would rather wait 3 days than pay the $15.

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

Lonesome Dove’s audiobook is around 36 hours. Spotify grants you 15 hours of audiobooks a month on premium. I am 3 hours short of finishing the book and have used up all my hours and my wife’s.

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@AGCOcorp make yellow tractors again, cowards.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.

[ThinkingWest @thinkingwest]

The scouring of the Shire was Tolkien’s final lesson:

Evil does not stay “over there”.

If it is not resisted, it comes home.

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@BoscoesBoys @ask_boscoe What’s the first play on offense against Nichols St. going to be? What do you want it to be? #AskBoscoe

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@BoscoesBoys @ask_boscoe Beans in chilli. Yes or no? #askboscoe

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@NordyJelson Somethings men just can’t forget

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

Wife’s grandpa wanted a pop at the halftime pop shoot. They didn’t even make me sit in a recliner.

[Jake Gordon @Gordon12Jake]

@scottwildcat If we paid Deuce Vaughn 1 zillion dollars It would be worth ever penny