Gordy Webb

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

@MLBPipeline @PortlandSeaDogs @RedSox p

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Trump fires the head of the FBI while the FBI is investigating him. What a move. It's like trying to arrest a police officer arresting you

[Rap Like Lil Wayne @howlilwayneraps]

Lebron James broke my ankles, call that a hairline fracture.

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

@brookesuckow gettin white girl wasted tonight.

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

Cake cake cake cake cake, 500 million I got a pound cams.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Still early in the season, but I’m pretty sure my fantasy football team is headed to the Lingerie Bowl.

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

Lighter on the blood, heavier on the Mary.

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

The moment I stop having fun wit it, I'm done wit it.

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Hey @10AJMcCarron, I left my pants at Katherine's house. Can you bring them to the game? Thanks bitch.

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

Fuck your continental breakfast, you're incompetent.

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Shout out to my parents for not using a condom and creating a fucking legend.

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

Being single, seeing double, making triple.

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

Bass for your face, high for your eyes

[Gordy Webb @Gordwebb24]

I'm flyer than the ones they pass out.

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

Jeff Tuel may start for the Bills in their opener? Jeff Tuel?! Who's his back-up? Bob Bag?

[Goku CALLS @Goku_Research]

I'll carry 19 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips.

[Goku CALLS @Goku_Research]

Some people just make me wish I had more middle fingers.

[Goku CALLS @Goku_Research]

Mark Sanchez...

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THIS JUST IN: Chris Paul elected NBA players association President.