Brian Hackett

Doctor of Pharmacy. Retired Academic All-American Shortstop. Sarcasm Enthusiast. American.

[Brian Hackett @Hackelbon]

@stoolpresidente

[Brian Hackett @Hackelbon]

Jake Odorizzi 2.0

[Brian Hackett @Hackelbon]

@Phillies give Aaron Nola an opener FFS. Instead of giving up clusters of runs in the 1st and leaving in the 6th w/ multiple runners on and no outs EVERY SINGLE TIME he pitches he would pitch 2nd-6/7th, get some W’s, and provide value for the absurd amounts of 💰💰you pay him.

[Brian Hackett @Hackelbon]

@UnderdogMLB Check his hair for substance pls

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Unfathomable levels of irony.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

The blue states in the image below have electricity prices that are as much as 4x the electricity rates of the red states.

This is not due to any technological inferiority in those blue states but specific policy decisions that have driven competition out and prices up.

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

How CNN frames 6% inflation under Joe Biden vs. 2.7% inflation under Donald Trump.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That is exactly what’s happening

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[The Maine Wire @TheMaineWire]

The Maine State Troopers Association has historically avoided political activism.

The decision to publicly wade into a contentious referendum campaign underscores what Bureau described as an “especially dire” situation for both election integrity and officer safety.

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Players in MLB HISTORY to have back-to-back seasons with a sub-2.00 ERA, 10.0+ K/9 & 100+ IP:

Paul Skenes (2024-25)

That’s it.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announces plans to severely lower or END PROPERTY TAXES, once and for all, by a constitutional amendment. YES!

"We're working on the concrete proposal...you should be able to own that property FREE AND CLEAR of the government!"

"Someone bought a house for $300K 10 years ago is now being told it's worth $750K! Somehow your tax bill is going up!"

"It can be done."

"These local governments...their budgets go up 60%. You ask yourself, why? Because people buy homes, it's a gusher of revenue going into the coffers. Rather than return that money to the taxpayers, they spend it!"

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Hi.

We need to completely abolish property taxes. It forces us to pay “rent” to the government on property that we own, but if we don’t pay property taxes, the property that we own gets taken away from us. That should never happen in a free country.

Secondly, health insurance is a giant scam that has become completely unaffordable. And it doesn’t make any sense and I don’t know anyone, and I mean anyone, that supports the current healthcare system in the United States.

These are American Only issues and such significant problems that we should be addressing them the same way we would if our house was on fire.

America Only!!!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They are all actors reading a script

[Brian Hackett @Hackelbon]

🗽Yankees

🆙 Jazz Chisholm - back in the IF and playing for contender I expect him to flirt w/ a 40-40 season 👀

📉 Giancarlo Stanton - not 1 but 2 🎾 elbows is bad news for the aging slugger!! Playoff dramatics don’t count in fantasy!

😴 Max Fried - 20 Wins

[Brian Hackett @Hackelbon]

First Annual Fantasy ⚾️ Accountability Predictions

🆙 - Undervalued, Target

📉 - Overvalued, Avoid

😴 - Sleeer w/ Bold Prediction

AL East Thread

[Brian Hackett @Hackelbon]

Boston 🟥🧦

🆙 Masataka Yoshida - top 3% in K% for hitters in MLB LY. Should get plenty of counting stats in loaded lineup.

📉 Jarren Duran - Logical regression candidate - career year in 1st full season in bigs (at age 27).

😴 Liam Hendriks - 20+ SV