Local Gormite

Hello fellow siblings of Gormu! I will be keeping track of the Gormu chronicle verses on this account and spreading the great word of Gormu! Praise Be!

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Thinking about Gormu

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@mrbeardofficial Nothing but love to you brother Beard and goodluck producing the Big Project, Praise Be Gormu as always<3333

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It's been hard to live without the wise words of Gormu through Brothers Green and Beard :(

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If I steal the 2 dollar tithe will that put me in the outer sanctum of gormism?

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honorary Brother Beard quote from todays episode 🙏
"You can't just stop commiting to a bit cause someone's traumatized"
Thank you for the idea Brother Green

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MUGOR 10:30
"'BOO!'
Did I scare you?
No?
BOOOO!!!
Did I scare you that time?
Gorm-dammit!"

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with all those who put their trust in Gormu. Candy may help make children obese, but only Gormu's seed can make children's hearts obese with Gormu's love."
🙏🙏

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grishygrosh 9:11
"On the night of halloween, thou shalt not give out candy to the children like the sinners and non-believers do. But instead thou must give them seeds (pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, etc) to remind the children of Gromu's seed that is shared

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Do you think gormu celebrates Halloween?

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Good morning! today I will be spreading the seed of gormu by operating heavy machinery just like Gormjorm 4:56 tells us to do 🙏Praise Be

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What is everyone's favorite #Gormu Chronicle verse?

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"get fat as hell." 2/2

Gormu has terrible eyesight

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Gormugutron 6:75
"You shall not allow yourself to fall into the temptation of skinniness. Obesity is a virtue in Gormu's eyes, because the more fat you have on thine body, the more surface area you have to praise Gormu with. So divorce thyself from thine thinness and" 1/2

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Brother Green preaches this as if the green is metaphorical but Brother Beard adds on (for Gormu)
"This is not a metaphor I mean it literally"

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Gormulations 6:34
"And Gormu said unto the people, thou shalt not wear the color green or associate with green in any way. This color is sinful in the eyes or Gormu. If you wear green or have green in your name, you must repent and turn from your sinful greenness."

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Brother Beard later strikes this from the official record

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Brian 5:2
"One morrow, blood will fall from the sky, to torcheth those who participateth in the ultimate temptation."

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here we learn about the ultimate temptation: Heterosexuality