Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody)

CEO, @ycombinator. e/acc. YIMBY. "Democrat." Your favorite VC's favorite VC. Fighting leftists and the Chesa Boudin Doom Loop one rap lyric at a time.

parody.

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

Why would Chesa do this to him?

[Mark Fabela @markdfabela]

@saikatc Turns out money can’t buy everything. 📉

[💥 Susan Cryer Reynolds 🗞 ➐ (Commentary) @SusanDReynoldss]

This could have only come from Benjamin Netanyahu

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

💔

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

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[Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody) @CrookeJenkins]

Fmr. Mayor London Breed (@LondonBreed) is officially under investigation by the San Francisco District Attorney's Office for bribery, public corruption, and narcotics trafficking.

We will be announcing further details at a press conference this Friday at 10:30 a.m. at City Hall.

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@beffjezos I thought it was called Oakland San Francisco Bay International Airport

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@sama @ryancarson Why don't you list it in your bio

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@TomSteyer @brettttle And I stand with those corporate developers!

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@hasanthehun The chicks you pick up while pretending to read that in public are just the type who will ask for money up front

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@ethanagarwal I heard he's in the Epstein files

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@lowtempo Not enough

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@Memetic_Theory @tati_fuego Those things were squarely Chesa's fault. Why would he do this to us?

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@bettersoma Hello barkeep, I'll have a Mazel Tov Cocktail and my lady friend will have a fentanyl on the rocks.

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@mil000 Working on it

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@djcows If it avoids KYC rules it's got value for me.

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@Clavicular0 Well you're looking in all the right places so keep trying

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@mil000 I will be there crying my eyes out

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

If this was the crowd why didn't they just have the dinner in San Francisco where most attendees live?

[Dina Powell McCormick @DinaPowellMcC]

Honored to join so many important leaders who are at the center of the AI transformation for a special visit today with His Majesty.

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@iamn0tillegal @necedejamais @tati_fuego I can wrap my head around things like you wouldn't believe. I literally invented the Boom Loop 💥 thankyouverymuch.

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

God bless you, Madam DA. You are the moral compass our city so desperately needs.

[Brooke Jenkins 犯罪女王, District Attorney (Parody) @CrookeJenkins]

The recent comments by Jimmy Kimmel are sick & discusting. We cannot afford to have an unhinged leftist lunatic running out of a mok in our fair city.

As San Francisco District Attorney, I have decided to take swift action to keep the peace. He will be arrested on entry into SF.

[Garry Tan 芒奇金 ——— e/acc — SF (parody) @GorryTan]

@JConrBOrtega @DanielLurie Agreed. We need London Breed back.