Brandon Gorte 🏴‍☠️

Just a Troll living in FIBistan. Went to college up in da UP, eh.

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@beauti_animals Judging from the double yellow center lines, most likely the US.

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@catsnkittys The cat became ungovernable.

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@AJamesMcCarthy 🤣. Catzilla on the Moon.

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@RobProvince If it’s any consolation, they already look better than Chuck Schumer’s. 😉

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@GMchackerson @amazingmap Yes, but curb as curb and not kerb.

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@Dr_HeywoodFloyd @amazingmap As far as I’ve seen, yes. It’s kind of a twilight zone, if you will, of Commonwealth and American; imperial/US customary and metric.

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@MissinRoyko Johnson is delusional.

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@a_y_y_o @amazingmap They also use all the American terms in automobiles: trunk, hood, windshield, etc.

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@Houseofyogi 🎯🎯🎯

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@TVietor08 @IfindRetards we got one!

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@WildChiefCat @MatthiasISU It’s as big as Kane County, a little smaller than Lake and Will Counties, bigger than McHenry County, and half the size of DuPage County. That’s not “basically nothing”.

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@Section344Lions @APBear76 And lest we forget the Pontiac Lions at one time?

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@WildChiefCat @MatthiasISU How exactly is Lake County, Indiana, a part of the Chicago area, directly bordering Chicago, with a population of half a million and growing, a ghost town?

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@RichSlaw @ginamilan_ Doesn’t Governor Pritzker rip those out of houses to avoid property taxes?

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@KevinInABQ @sunnyright It’s equal to New York right now. One in Indianapolis and one in Buffalo.

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@CGC_SI @esidery Um, Chicago literally borders Indiana. There’s even a State Line Avenue at the border going south from the intersection of Indianapolis Boulevard and 106th Street.

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@RepCasar @SenSanders Dumbass, they’re moving within a metropolitan area, not to another city far away.

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@IsIllinois True, but unfortunately, they have to still deal with our idiot governor and General Assembly.

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@grod2980 @DarrenBaileyIL The Bears actually paid off their part of the Soldier Field renovation. The Chicago Park District hasn’t.