𓆏 MaryGail

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[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

My psychiatrist office is playing despicable me and I just think seeing a bunch of minions so early in the day is very counterintuitive for me I am now regressing back to my original state as we speak

[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

@TUrge78226 @tonypodex She passed away in 2024 actually

[annabobinha @annapalhacinha]

eu cresci uma criança timida e agora nao sei rebolar a minha bunda

[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[Orangutandrea @Orangutandreaaa]

Okay sit still while I do your lobotomy

[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

It’s cause I just wanted to be her lol

[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

Why do I always want to fight Debby Ryan

[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

was mad about boobs having to be caged, but after burning one on a skillet I have since softened my opinion on the matter

[Keyan Carlile @KeyanCarlile]

On Friday I got 36 spam calls with an identical A.I. voicemail about health insurance. But I just discovered that one of them didn't play the auto-voicemail, and I shit you not, I got to hear several men in a call center having a spirited discussion about Toy Story 3.

[ohlode @ohlode]

Do you know if you’re in your 30s and you’ve had your Facebook since high school and it’s still active you can go back and read all the messages from when you were young and it can sort of kind of traumatize you

[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

@appleorangenow @shadydivamoment

[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

@CardSwipeCorpse @Pigeonthesteven @uwu_shelby_uwu wait you’re onto something

[Skrungus and Daisy Incorporated (ft Smoky) 🏳️‍⚧️ @SkrungusDaisy]

@zee63365234 Ok but have you considered that other people are always right and I'm always wrong because I'm stupid and evil and the only way I'll ever be a good person is if I do and say whatever everyone else tells me to do?

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[𓆏 MaryGail @GoryGnome]

I hate it here

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Burping straight into a patients open body cavity during a surgery then stitching them back up

[hera @shiningdaisies]

if you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why i said a weird thing just know i am also thinking the same

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

everyone is wrong about school subject colors except for me so i made these

[august @regularaugust]

If you liked something at 14 you’ll like it again 14 years later. It’s got its hooks in you and you’ll never escape

[maya🫂🤍🪩 @landsrad]

trying to hold a conversation with another person after a depressive episode is so funny like oh ive really given myself brain damage