Alyssa Wright

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

How many drug over doses and “natural disasters” does it take before we start treating our bodies and our planet more like a home rather than a garbage disposal?

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

Ryan RAN into the room and woke me up in the middle of the night last night to dead serious ask me if I’d rather have Kane Brown or Machine Gun Kelly preform at our wedding to which I replied “neither” so he slept on the couch lmao. Married life is going to be so much fun😅

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@burkie515 Me too

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

I know this is a little behind but I would like to state that if we all set aside our differences and decided to just vote on the biggest sociopath of 2020 Clare from the #BacheloretteABC might just give #DonaldTrump a run for his money

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@THCALLDAY315 Beau had to call her father one day and admit she had eaten the wall. I feel your pain.

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

Ryan looked at me around 9 pm and said “why are you like this???” and I truly had no answer for him. Wish I knew.

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

Drank 2 bottles of wine last night while watching movies about gang violence..started crying at one point bc I felt so thankful that I wasn’t raised in the streets and kept singing “what would you do if your son was at home crying all alone bc HES hungry” in my head

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

Lmao

[Dell from LinkedIn @tweetsfromdell]

@pretty_yunique I mean... shorty do look fried. I’m actually jealous 🥴😂😂

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@Jake_c_28 Wow can’t believe I’m just seeing this, so thoughtful of you to think of me. Very kind

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@margariiiitaa Lmfao

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@margariiiitaa Yee haw

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@monmckeen 🙌🏼 praise be

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

I guess it’s time I come out of Twitter retirement. Is this still a funny place to be or has it been corrupted like Facebook by a bunch of inbred losers who do nothing but argue about Mountain Dew and Donald Trump?

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@_Pwincessautism @moisttlizard Omg lol yes!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

man I thought I was so fuckin ugly in middle school and I just looked back at some old pictures and turns out I absolutely WAS ugly in middle school. kind of comforting to know I had an accurate self image even then

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@shaayymarie @monmckeen Someone’s gotta pay my bills

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

*8:30 am doing Anna’s moms hair*

“Anna said to tell you you’re dumb”

Lol ok

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

*me calling Kait last night at 10 pm on a Wednesday*

Her: I’m in the middle of something
Me: ok sorry but need the Netflix pw
Her: you interrupted my psychic reading I was just on the verge of something
Me: .....are you okay....?
Her: I have had a lot of vodka

Ok

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

@shaayymarie @eblank9 I’m sorry he did what into their house???

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

That’s cute and all but seriously wtf is Kim Kardashian trying to do with her body? What exactly is this body type? It doesn’t even look comfortable...

[Alyssa Wright @GossipQueen2017]

“Okay I have to be honest Shayla is the hottest mom I’ve seen in a minute that bitch shows up to t ball and she’s killing it”- a direct quote from Sherri at 2 am #therealones