BranFlakes ✨️

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Stay off my posts if you cannot understand when sarcasm is used & f*ck off if you are MAGA

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

Today marks 13 years since my friend was 🔪 by her husband.
The memories of the events leading up to & after today has not gone away.
I remember the last time I saw her
Last time I spoke to her.
& the events that happened the night she was taken...

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No, Mr. Trump. The American people don’t want you to rename the Strait of Hormuz after yourself.

They want you to end your illegal war in Iran that has raised diesel prices to $5.69 a gallon & gas prices to $4.12 a gallon.

You’re the President, not a mad king. Act like it.

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

😂🤣

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I wanted you to do My work I'd have made you competent.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I wanted you to do My work I'd have made you competent.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

No need to take my word for it. Just look at the record.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

::::Taps microphone::::

Me again.

About this “Lake America” thing….I have a question.

Where are the remaining Epstein files?

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

You can say whatever you want about President Trump but you have to admit: he’s a pedophile.

[Ken Martin @kenmartin73]

If you are embarrassed to be from Minnesota, you shouldn’t represent our great state in the Senate.

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

@WickedMoodyMoon But I want it all especially unicorn blood 😂🤣

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

@WickedMoodyMoon @LePapillonBlu2 @bobby82719470 Right!?!

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

@WickedMoodyMoon I am. Don't worry about me if you don't see me for a week

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

Enjoying this vacation with very limited service

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

@sheisyouiamher 💯💯

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

@sheisyouiamher I love sitting in complete silence for hours when no one is home. I love people but need a break from everyone from time to time

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

These are heelarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This is more like it…

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

Google is now calling Lake Ontario “Lake America.”

I’m now calling Google, Gargle.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Wow, since he changed the name of a lake, I totally forgot he's a rapist, convicted felon, fraud, con man, and draft-dodging piece of garbage.

[BranFlakes ✨️ @GossipyBrandy]

Abso-fucking-lutely

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Could you stay inside your house
for 20 days straight, if someone paid you $100,000?