ttt torrance

forever waiting the ten minutes until my husband gets home

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

@AmericanAir my sister is trying to standby for an earlier flight and she’s being told she has to be an AA Advantage Gold member to do that but your website says differently. Please advise! She would board very soon.

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

@dfaber84 Hey it might be in the milk section but at least it doesn’t say milk on the label. I consider that a step in the right direction!

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

You know how your mom says that people say bad things about you when they’re insecure about themselves? That’s the vibe I’m getting here.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: In a brutal new poll, the British people declare that Donald Trump, is “the worst thing to ever come out of America,” edging out “the Kardashians” and “its obsession with guns.” RT TO THANK THE BRITISH FOR CALLING IT LIKE IT IS!

[Ali 🖤🕊 @aliostad]

A priceless exchange of a brave Ukrainian citizen with Russian army stuck out of fuel. ENGLISH SUBTITLES.

[Thanks to my Ukrainian friend for transcription and translation]

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

Good grief, the Hello Kitty valentines this year are very blunt! Had me blushing at Walmart 😳😂

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

Do you ever just wake up for no reason at 330 and be like “welp, may as well get up now” because I did and I feel that by 2 pm I will regret this choice

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

@wachtelfarms @apasztor82 I would love to do this for my husband but the toy that we have to match our 8530 is not allowed out of the box 😂☹️

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

Ok we’ve had the 8 day trial of 2022 and honestly it’s making me think 2021 wasn’t that bad.

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

A better title for this article would be “almost 40% percent of people getting the omicron variant are fully vaccinated so you can lose the god complex now”

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Omicron is here, cases are exploding, and lots of people who have "followed the rules" are going to turn up positive. Here's how to cope. https://t.co/nwvF8I8YON

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

Why can’t dogs live forever 😩😭

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

@plowwife You’re supposed to go to the doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours you better get it looked at!! 😂😂

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

@ConradNoShow The company I work for did a few years ago. We are a feed mill / grain elevator and all of the held money at the end of the year really skewed some ratio for one of the states we report to so it’s now July 1 - June 30

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

They got some big ass Rollie Pollie bugs in Texas!

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

So is nobody gonna talk about how the “new normal” doesn’t include prime 2 day shipping anymore 😭😭

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

Second time in less than a year that daycare has up and quit effective immediately. What the fuck is a working mom to do?

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

Fuck yes 30 years and my house will be paid off and be ocean front property!

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

@chrissyteigen @KatGroezinger

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

Sorry if this joke has been made already I haven’t been on the Internet much today

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

When you sneeze on your period

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

When you sneeze on your period

[ttt torrance @GotTheDoor_Tor]

@ErnHolbert I’m a basic bitch and I’m proud!!