Lorenzo Anguilli

President and Founder of the Gotham City Henchman's Union (The Goonion)

(DC OC account)

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

@b7ng_ // shhhh I'm not real

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

// The rp accs I own btw are:
@GothamGoonion @GoonionIntern @GothamCalamist @GothamApplebees @BrokeGothamite @Sp0reSpreader and @GothamCalloway
The only twitter acc i'll have that is semi-active will be my main, @Blibbin1. Goodbye.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

// Hey guys, after a long period of a lack of motivation and a need to do other shit, I'm finally pulling the trigger and just stopping all my "dcrp" accounts. I'm just not feeling it anymore. I'll leave the accounts up, and maybe I'll come back eventually, but it's not likely.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS BOOTLICKER OVER HERE

[Theo @bestrighthand]

My goal for next year is to work more overtime.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

@BrokeGothamite Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I didn't fuck Niko up, Niko's old parents fucked Niko up. Niko's string of exes fucked Niko up. Niko's coke problem fucked Niko up. Hell, even Niko fucked Niko up. I was nothing but nice to that boy.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

@bestrighthand Oh, please. You couldn't kill a germ with a bottle of isopropyl. You couldn't kill a flower in the dead of winter. I don't think a single person in this entire world is less capable than you. I don't think I'd even trust you to shine my shoes without fucking it up.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

@raccphobia I hate to break it to you, but that wouldn't be much of a twist.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

The more I get these, the less true it seems.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

Someone sent me the same exact strawpage a second time. My answer still stands.

The Joker is a little bitch, and is the second worst person to work for in Gotham. (Fuck @Bllackm4sk)

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

I would ask my associates who work regularly for the Joker, but I can't on account of the fact that the vast majority are dead.

Don't work for the Joker. You'd be better off trying to mug Batman with a knife.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

@aftonroboticltd I tell them they can do whatever they want in life, and out of that infinite list they choose cocaine.

[William Afton @aftonroboticltd]

#TheStruggleIsReal

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

@batman06261984 I personally don't commit many crimes anymore. I'm a public figure, after all.

Just some light kidnapping, money laundering, tax fraud, and a whole lot of obstruction of justice. In fairness, you probably break more laws than I do.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

@GotthamsWitch // real as fuck

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

I would ask my associates who work regularly for the Joker, but I can't on account of the fact that the vast majority are dead.

Don't work for the Joker. You'd be better off trying to mug Batman with a knife.

[Batman @batman06261984]

Quit crime, but I believe you’re searching for @GothamGoonion .

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

// Hi! So I'm only doing the // for this first post, but the whole thread is ooc.

This arc was supposed to be a whole lot more than it was. But, the fact that it seemed more people made up their own shroom lore than actually listened to mine, it killed my motivation.

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

It's important to remember to stay positive in times like these. Personally? I'm a fan of irony.
https://t.co/TC33qHm9S0