Simon Locybin 🍄

The Prophet Himself.

The Earth will Reclaim Her Property.

NOT A CULTIST.

(pfp by @Zombie4h1re)

(DC OC)

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

// Hi! So I'm only doing the // for this first post, but the whole thread is ooc.

This arc was supposed to be a whole lot more than it was. But, the fact that it seemed more people made up their own shroom lore than actually listened to mine, it killed my motivation.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@PARTYPlNKIE // I'm just here bc I put out an April fool's tweet, Simon will go back to the grave tomorrow dw

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

I believe I have finally lost faith in the consumption. The world is doomed to rot and die in its own sin. You have doomed us all.

Does anyone know if Batburger is hiring?

[Lorenzo Anguilli @GothamGoonion]

// The rp accs I own btw are:
@GothamGoonion @GoonionIntern @GothamCalamist @GothamApplebees @BrokeGothamite @Sp0reSpreader and @GothamCalloway
The only twitter acc i'll have that is semi-active will be my main, @Blibbin1. Goodbye.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GotthamsWitch WHO IS THIS THING??? ARE THEY CLAIMING TO BE ME OR PRETENDING TO BE ME???? SHOW ME TO THEM. TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

2026 WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE CONSUMPTION. MAYBE. I THINK.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GotthamsWitch WHAT. NO IT IS NOT??? I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT. LOOK AT MY PROFILE PICTURE. THAT IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE. I AM NOT PINK OR TRIANGULAR.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GotthamsWitch NO, NO YOU ARE THE LOSER. YOU LOST. I WON. HA. HA HA HA. FUCK YOU. LOSER. GET FUCKED. I HATE YOU. THE PLANTS WILL RECONSUME YOU INTO THE NATURAL CYCLE.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GotthamsWitch HA. HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. YOU MADE A SPELLIGN ERROR. HA. YOU LOSE. YOU ARE THE LOSER. LOSER WITH ONE O. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. THAT MEANS YOU ARE IN THE WRONG AND I AM SUPERIOR.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@JUMPINSPIDERZ THE PARTY HAS NOT NEDED. FUCK YOU.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary fine.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary BUT DONT TDO THAT RIEHTER WYA

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary DONT DO THAT YOU IMBECILE, YOU WILL RUIN EVERYTHING

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary NO NO NO NO

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GoonionIntern @GothamLibrary NO

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GothamLibrary THE SPORES WILL EAT YOU FROM WITHIN, AND POUR OUT OF THE HOLES THEY CHEW THREW YOUR SKIN.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GothamLibrary I WILL REPLACE YOUR BONES WITH MUSHROOMS.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GothamLibrary YOU WILL BOW OR YOU WILL DIE.

[Simon Locybin 🍄 @Sp0reSpreader]

@GothamLibrary IT WILL BE. I CONSUTLED THE MUSHROOMS. FUCK YOU.