Mario M Cuomo Bridge

Needed infrastructure. Unneeded naming.
Parody account of a belated father's day gift.

[Mario M Cuomo Bridge @GovCuomoBridge]

When @NYGovCuomo drives across me at the 2018 ribbon cutting, he better take the blue sports car instead of FDR's old jalopy #FastAndFurious

[Mario M Cuomo Bridge @GovCuomoBridge]

What comes first... I get the mass transit lanes originally promised or rising tides submerge me entirely? Place your bets!

[Mario M Cuomo Bridge @GovCuomoBridge]

C'mon... You all new my naming was coming. Maybe not at the midnight hour, but still. No way @NewNYBridge was gonna stick!

[Mario M Cuomo Bridge @GovCuomoBridge]

Deep down inside, I know you're all still going to just call me Tappan Zee anyway. Don't deny it.

[Mario M Cuomo Bridge @GovCuomoBridge]

Hat tip to @ShellySilver for calling me 'The Mario' way back when.

[Mario M Cuomo Bridge @GovCuomoBridge]

Feels like just yesterday I was named for Governor Malcolm Wilson. His family must be PISSED!

[Mario M Cuomo Bridge @GovCuomoBridge]

I'm now a 4 billion dollar boondoggle... with a NAME!
Hello NY! Buon pomeriggio!