Fake Sheldon Silver

The most powerful man in New York state.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

@AlexBores @CarlHeastie Feels scammy but that’s really Carl.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

It was what it was.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

BREAKING! SCOOP!
Brooklyn politicians doing Brooklyn politics in Brooklyn.

[Nolan Hicks @ndhapple]

SCOOP w/@juliakmarsh: "Eric Adams’ mayoral campaign overpaid a campaign consultant who did little work — because he is the powerful Brooklyn Democratic Party leader’s husband, multiple sources claimed to The Post." -- https://t.co/8ialYm5AmX

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

Mario's kid. Bill's protege.

[Casey Seiler @CaseySeiler]

Omigod, this is like a 1980s Mamet play. https://t.co/ypBilxCeB0

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

I’ll be out of Otisville before he leaves the governor’s mansion. Mario’s Kid isn’t going anywhere.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

@JudyRapfogel: File the paperwork. We're running.

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

Report: Former NY Assembly Speaker Shelly Silver has been released to home confinement https://t.co/zh39z4AtHS

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

@ShabazzStuart Good to hear that the primary date change is working exactly as intended...

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

April 19, June 28, Sept. 13, Nov. 8... A healthy democracy offers many chances for party regulars to vote in obscure, low-turnout elections.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

I haven't had a good meal in six months so I watch Mario's Kid's press conferences for basic nourishment now.

[Jimmy Vielkind @JimmyVielkind]

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo says he should have been more aggressive at going after reporters who retweeted his critics.

We're at minute 90 of this briefing, folks. This is where the good stuff happens!

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

May the meshuggener Carl Paladino have a watery bowel for the rest of his days. https://t.co/t9A1NyeAfm

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

.@JudyRap: Call Zabar's and see if it's not too late to cancel the babka basket for @jaredkushner. Charlie was always such a schmuck.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

On behalf of the 65th Assembly district, the Democratic Conference and the people of New York, we thank @yuhline and @CarlHeastie for their service during this trying time. @JudyRap: Uncork the '93 Manischewitz Extra Heavy Malaga and fire up the campaign committee. We're back.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

If you happen to get a $239 Zabar's Kosher Broadway Bakery Basket at your front door, @jaredkushner, I don't know anything about it. All my best to Charlie.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

It is what it is.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

.@JudyRap: Cut Jimmy’s per diem and reassign him to the supply closet next to the Visitor Center.

[Jimmy Vielkind @JimmyVielkind]

Is there anybody out there who's actually calling for a pardon of @ShellySilver? Other than Silver and people advising Donald Trump?

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

If you’re looking for a podcast co-host, @PreetBharara, we’re available starting next week.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

Starting next week I’m available for @NY1 Wise Guys.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

.@JudyRap: Put the word out that we’re open to hosting a podcast.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

.@JudyRap: Zero out Siegel's office supply budget and take away his parking space.

[Fake Sheldon Silver @ShellySilver]

It is what it is.

[Michelle Goldberg @michelleinbklyn]

It is unreal how badly Cuomo is screwing this up