Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody)

Pretending to rebuild the American dream in New Jersey. Parody.

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

Yes! Absolutely necessary. We need to teach the kids how to have gay sex, so they can be safe!

[New Jersey Project @fight4newjersey]

Is it appropriate to teach sexual intercourse in the fifth grade? Many parents believe it's not age-appropriate. What are your thoughts? #SexEd #Parenting #Education

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

I hereby pardon this man! Look at him. Does he look like a violent criminal to you?

[njdotcom @njdotcom]

Jersey City man convicted of stabbing woman to death in her home in 2018 https://t.co/KR6eyIUQh0

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

@EdTheTruckerNJ I will be there to answer any and all questions! In fact I’ll answer one now… many say I am trying to parent your children. This is simply not true. However, Ed Durr, you can call me daddy! 😉

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

My administration will be taking swift action to propose legislation that will provide every NJ citizen with a capsule of cyanid to allow for a peaceful death. In NJ you should be able to kill your unborn children AND yourself. We do not discriminate!

[njdotcom @njdotcom]

NJ is a haven on abortion rights. Let’s be a haven on the right to die, too | Moran https://t.co/9nDfa89Qzx

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

@RobintotheRight @GovMurphy @NHL @NHLFlyers @NJDevils @MetLifeStadium Yes, thank you! I couldn’t have been there without you. I had a great time.

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

@CJSchubes @GovMurphy @NHL @NHLFlyers @NJDevils @MetLifeStadium I told everyone else to stay off the roads so I wouldn’t run into traffic. Sue me. You would do the same in my shoes!

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

@SuaveCalma You can find the proper privilige form on https://t.co/MGpDieNqsD. Hope this helps!

[Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey (parody) @GovMurphyNJ]

@SuaveCalma Hi Peter! You are having trouble registering your business because you have not filled out the proper paperwork. We require all caucasian business owners to list three acts of service they have provided to serve their local brown/black/asain community on our “privilege form”