Griff Graff

All tweets are my own; all retweets are from my dog.

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

Bring it back, now.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

dream guest on my podcast? caramel apple empanada

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

BRING BACK THE CARAMEL APPLE EMPANADA YOU COWARDS @tacobell

[Genius @Genius]

10 years ago today, chance the rapper dropped one of the best mixtapes of all time 🌌🔥 #the50th

what's your favorite song/lyric on ‘acid rap’?

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

Who’s spreading “fake news” again?

Fox News reaches $787-million settlement in Dominion defamation suit - Los Angeles Times https://t.co/88oZBLFDw1

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

DENVER BABY LET’S GO!!!!!

[Greta Van Fleet @GretaVanFleet]

We are thrilled to announce the Starcatcher World Tour with special guests @officialkaleo, Surf Curse, @MtJoyBand, & @BLACKHONEYUK: https://t.co/3O3U4d45iM

Tickets available Friday at 10AM local time. Join the Electric Tomb for early access: https://t.co/f6dtmymwkH

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

@ChipotleTweets Plz help - I’m hungry

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

This is America. This is the cost of inaction.

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

Send this to someone who should see this letter

[DLFP @DLFPtweets]

His last pass as a Packer

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

⁦@POTUS⁩ act like you legitimately care about the planet and shut down The Willow Project. https://t.co/TP9JYLt4Mq

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

“I hope you never get off Fridays and you work at Fridays that’s always busy on Fridays.” - @chancetherapper #throwback

https://t.co/Nftm45e1qa

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

My 2023 Golden Globes predictions:

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

Yo @POTUS make Election Day a federal holiday.

[NPR @NPR]

Today is day 185 of the year, and the country has already experienced at least 308 mass shootings so far. At least 308 in just over 26 weeks. This averages out to more than 11 a week. https://t.co/BWkow3uRv4

[Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff]

the supreme court

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

How’s this one going big guy? Your action is equivalent to “thoughts and prayers”.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Roe v. Wade is the law of the land, and we must fight any and all attempts to overturn it. As president, I will codify Roe into law and ensure this choice remains between a woman and her doctor. https://t.co/kaJbYWcYhL

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

“Conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months, but after that, they don’t want to know about you.” -George Carlin

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

Why do we allow a group of 9 people to have zero term or age limits and make all final decisions for the country regardless of whether it’s the majority opinion? The Supreme Court is supreme bullshit.

[Griff Graff @Gr1ff_Potvin]

@JeffBezos and @blueorigin are celebrating World Environment Day by releasing another 300 tons of CO2 into the atmosphere! What an awesome way to show you care about the planet! 👎🏼