Beth

follow your heart but more importantly follow me, on the pursuit of happiness & your wifi password

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

I hope my future husband looks at me in the mornings how I look at my leftover pizza.Ya it's looked better but it still makes my heart happy

[e taylor @erinisaway]

sorry I couldn’t respond to ur text, supply chains are soooooo messed up rn

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

I wish I could text my dog

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

@Spotify I would like to speak to your manager!!!!!!!!! Your app is possessed it’s spooky

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

Nothing like chugging margaritas and then going to Costco... yes this is what my ife in the suburbs in my mid-twenties had turned into

[Ohio Dept of Health @OHdeptofhealth]

Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20 seconds. #COVID19 https://t.co/vg4tN6d7vM

[Tahine427 @Tahine2]

Not all hero’s wear capes #GabrielFernandez

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

@amandarae143 Wait ..... Peter is a Pilot????? #whoknew

[amanda shaffer @amandarae143]

Week 9 and I finally figured it out.. Peter likes BAGGAGE because Peter is a PILOT #TheBachelor

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

the 5 love languages:

Quality Time: looking at memes together

Acts of Service: making a meme for her

Words of Affirmation: telling her how much you love her meme

Gifts: sending her a good meme

Physical Touch: also looking at memes but while cuddling

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

Why do I walk through TJ Maxx and always get an adrenaline rush????

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

@hello_itsme_hi EXACTLY!!!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #spawn

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

Traveling pet peeve: when people watch their videos on their phone on full blast in the airport. Karen, put your dingle dongles in and keep it yourself. I don’t want to hear your grandkids Layton and Payton sing twinkle twinkle star. Thank you & goodnight.

[darwin @itsnotdarwin]

when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

Help: I’m a basic bish who can’t stop buying candles.

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

@jenny_bennyyy 😂😂😂😂 Total Jenny Move

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

ITS FREAKIN BATS I LOVE HALLOWEEN

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

If a ghost tries to haunt you this October, remember to be honest and tell them you have a lot on your plate right now and literally cannot deal with them

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

Breaking my month(S) long twitter silence to come blast Uber Eats... 2019 is truly a time to be alive. Stand Up, Speak Out... about Companies who you have loyalty loved for years who disappoint you 2019

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

Normally I’m @Uber @UberEats @Uber_Support biggest fan... but after getting our work order 95% wrong for a Team Meeting, and customer service not helping us resolve our issue looks like we are saying bye bye to food delivery. #itsbeenreal #hasntbeenfun #disappointed

[Beth @Gr8Elizabeth]

@jenny_bennyyy Yeehaw 🤠 get it Jenny!!!