Pete from Texas

saucin on the workers at McDonald’s - ***DIOGENES OF SINOPE FAN ACCOUNT*** - tracer main (lol)

[Pete from Texas @Gr8ShinobiToad]

should I start watching mrs. maisel or just blow my fuckin brains out right now? -Albert Camus

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

The conversation with the last player on my bench when I need to pick someone up off waivers

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[Pete from Texas @Gr8ShinobiToad]

@dpinsen @pplsartofwar @AngelicaOung cope

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

Average Ordo Hereticus plot: "Tell them that the God-Emperor is their sun or something"
Average Ordo Xenos plot: "Those Eldar aren't actually half-bad"
Average Ordo Malleus plot:

[Pete from Texas @Gr8ShinobiToad]

@DocStrangelove2 it’s 2026 man, communism doesn’t exist as an existential threat. snap the fuck out of it. I followed you for years and unfollowed bc of posts like this.

[Heliotroph☀️🍇 @Heliotrophy]

Total war in 2006: use SPEARS to defeat CAVALRY. Persians have better cavalry, Greeks have better spears.

Total War in 2026: yeah so the best build for Grimgar Scrotefag is 15 wombleticklers and 4 jade wizards. Make sure each wizard has different gear. Yes you will have to micro 15 spells like it's league of legends for this build to be viable. Also you are hard countered by greebly mcstarwarsface because of his buff to snotwagons.

[Capitol City Turn-Based Intelligence Center @inthesamedevice]

one of the best videos you'll see today

[White Boy Ganyu ☦️ @basedganyu]

My friend just asked me to redownload Destiny 2

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is how it feels to be 30

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

It’s such a nightmare we can’t wake up from. The genociders have the best public healthcare in the world because we pay for it. Meanwhile we can’t afford daily fucking life. Why do we send them our basic needs money. What do they have over us? Why does the MAGA cult support this.

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

medieval strip poker game got me down to my gambeson 🥵

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Her: What are you thinking about

Me thinking about how during the Oklahoma City Bombing Timothy McVeigh supposedly alone parked one Ryder truck full of ammonium nitrate fuel oil outside the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building and that single explosion somehow took out reinforced concrete columns (designed to withstand that exact explosion) which killed 168 people but seismographs at both the Omniplex 4.3 miles away and in Norman 16 miles away recorded two distinct low-frequency wave trains about 10 seconds apart (like demolition sequencing) and also local news reported additional bombs found and removed from inside the building for hours afterward but then the FBI stepped in and shut it all down and then key witnesses and investigators just kept dying mysteriously like when Kenneth Trentadue (identical to John Doe #2) got arrested on a minor violation and was then found dead beaten slashed and hanged in a suicide-proof federal cell and then the inmate who witnessed his death and blamed the guards hanged himself too and then the national hero first responder who pulled survivors out and said it wasn’t what they were claiming was found with slashed wrists and arms and neck and shot in the head and dumped in a field (ruled a suicide) and then they demolished the rest of the building in the middle of the night and hauled away all the evidence (including the Whitewater files) and it just never got investigated again: Nothing babe

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Could a white guy from a small town ever ride the mighty steppe

[rune sword @runesword1]

me (pointing at the cultist we have chained to a chair): burley, soften him up. make him talk.

(the most ogre-like grotesque hulk of a man smashes a morningstar through the cultist’s head, red gore exploding everywhere)

me (hands on side of head): HOLY FUCK

[rune sword @runesword1]

a heist? brother, i’m sending 30 brigands to storm the place and take anything not nailed down. this is a raid

[rune sword @runesword1]

advice to the younger generation:
skip the degree.
recruit 5-10 horrible bastards.
become brigands.