Zonald Turab

[🇺🇸🌊Rebecca🌊🇺🇸 🌻 @ChewbeccaUSA]

What does it say about this administration when 2 dudes facing rape charges immediately assume that they can count on the President of the United States to bail them out? Sad.

[rach @rach_is_talking]

“In places where only one race existed” and it’s the sea between three separate continents

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Reminder: wearing Calvin Klein underwear is a metaphysical humiliation ritual

Enjoy putting the name of a gay Jew above your cock and balls!

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

This is getting curiouser and curiouser. I’m not buying it anymore.

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@PcPhilanthropy Doesn't have micro sd

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@alextoussss “Mosquitoes” he says

[🇨🇦 🏴‍☠️ Bubba O’riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @HubbaBubbaYo]

Gonna tell my grandchildren that this was Mitch McConnell

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@SpencerHakimian Now we're asking the right questions

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@SpencerHakimian Fentanyl is a hell of a drug

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@BrettChiefsSzn That's the dash cam my driver got

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

I’m calling it now. In 50 years, there will be a statue the size of the Statue of Liberty of Zohran Kwame Mamdani where the Twin Towers stood.

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Every China story is like: this capitalist hellhole created the elixir of life and demands people's souls in exchange for it.

But then China ruined that market by making the elixir for $5.

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@ThePatriotOasis Almost there Mitch

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@dollarbillbluez Stop smoking weed

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Money saved: 0

People killed: 757,314

[Zonald Turab @GrabbaMonster]

@cmsinvests @XMoney

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Just found out JD Vance only converted to Catholicism in 2019 when Peter Thiel told him to. World’s first 35 year old man to get groomed by a pedophile

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

True story

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So if Kamala Harris had started a war with Iran, gas prices doubled, and then held a UFC fight on the White House lawn, MAGA would’ve been totally normal and reasonable about it, right?