Matt Totaldude

Totaldude. The Leafs are shit.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

EVERYBODY GO FUCK YOURSELF

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@ReduceRight Honestly bro, going anywhere on the internet feels like that these days.

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@RocketLeague @jynxzi Fix the servers

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@HeavyMetalYetii I was lucky enough to open for them once, way back when I was in Wretchedpain

[Atlanta Thrashers @NotThrashers]

We have tendered an offer sheet to Dallas Stars winger Jason Robertson. The offer is a six-year contract worth an average annual value (AAV) of $22.5M, which would require four of the Thrashers first-round draft picks in each of the next four seasons as compensation.

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@commentiquette Hi Erik

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@CrimsonDesert_ Can you hotfix the pinball machine? Paddles are too delayed when your press the button.

[Toronto Marlies @TorontoMarlies]

NEW PERSONALITY UNLOCKED 🔓

THE TORONTO MARLIES ARE YOUR 2026 CALDER CUP CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆

[Toronto Marlies @TorontoMarlies]

WINNER WINNER!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

LOGAN SHAW ENDS IT IN OVERTIMEEEEEEEE 👑

@cocacola_ca

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@HeavyMetalYetii But on the plus side, new Khemmis 🤷‍♂️

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

UPON FURTHER REVIEW HULK HOGAN IS STILL A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

ouff

[NHL Alumni @NHLAlumni]

The NHL Alumni Association is devastated to share that Claude Lemieux has passed away at the age of 60.

Born in Buckingham, Quebec, Claude was selected by the Montreal Canadiens in the second round of the 1983 NHL Entry Draft and would make his NHL debut just a few months later on October 13, 1983 and scored his first career NHL goal on December 4, 1983.

Claude split time between the Canadiens organization and the QMJHL from 1983 to 1985, capturing the President’s Cup with the Verdun Junior Canadiens in 1985 as QMJHL playoff champions, while earning the Guy Lafleur Trophy as Playoff MVP.

The very next season, Claude recorded 10 goals and 16 points in 20 playoff games as he and the Montreal Canadiens won the Stanley Cup. Claude remained with the Canadiens for an additional four seasons before joining the New Jersey Devils ahead of the 1990-91 season.

In 1994-95, his fifth and final season with New Jersey, Claude led the Devils to their first Stanley Cup championship, registering 13 goals in 20 playoff games, taking home the Conn Smythe Trophy as Playoff MVP. As a member of the Colorado Avalanche in 1995-96, Claude was once again an integral part of team history as the Avalanche hoisted Lord Stanley’s Cup for the very first time in 1996.

Claude played 297 regular-season games in an Avalanche uniform before rejoining the New Jersey Devils in November of 1999, and for a fourth and final time, would be crowned a Stanley Cup champion on June 10, 2000. Claude later played for the Phoenix Coyotes and Dallas Stars before making a comeback with the San Jose Sharks during the 2008-09 season.

Internationally, Claude represented Canada on several occasions, including capturing a gold medal at the 1985 World Junior Hockey Championships and winning the 1987 Canada Cup.

He was loved by his wife and four children, and on behalf of the Lemieux family, we kindly ask that everyone respect their privacy during this difficult time.

Memorial service details to follow.

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@CrimsonDesert_ You should describe missions better ffs. "Cleanse the corrupt dragon." Yeah, after having to hang onto the stupid thing for 5 mins first.

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@CrimsonDesert_ Give me an easier way to find Crow's Pursuit as I foolishly traded it into my camp 😬🤣

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

Yep. A few Buffalo fans leave Gm5 early and we hear about it being sacrilegious to the sport and how Montreal fans, the truest hockey fans, would never do that. Montreal fans ghost the end of G6 and now it’s a sign of passion and care and message-sending. Reality distortion field

[Matt Totaldude @Grabbo1983]

@MapleLeafs @LeafsPR Bring in Boudreau. Break the curse.