Grace Mertens

*throws up*

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

Has anyone told Hulu their commercials are wayyyyyyy too loud? Like check yourself damn

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

@edebunna @trombonist1995 A good friend of mine got huge painful lumps in her armpits from natural deodorant! You’re not alone.

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

@sarahegiff Chocolate peanut butter cookie dough!!!!

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

5 year olds really be getting nose bleeds and act like we don’t know how it happened

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 24 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $275 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

Nothing quite like finding a vhs from your childhood and seeing whole episode of fear factor taped over it. 🙃

[ig: @kihmberlie @kihmberlie]

Got tired of this world...so I built my own 🌱🌞

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

Sometimes I think my anxiety has been under control and then I’m hyper focusing on the fact that I’ll have to retake portions of my drivers exam as a senior citizen.

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

If you’re gonna support the restaurant industry during this time, please consider choosing carry out from a place that has CLOSED their dining room. Those owners have made a hard choice to not stay open like the rest of the spots ignoring the gov. mandate and need help rn!!!

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

@JessicaMahoney_ Wtf is this a joke, you beautiful angel

[TallDarkAnd_Gay @jumbo_colombo]

Poseidon when he saw the boat parade for trump

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

I love how when I compliment something @TraeNoel has on she will immediately give a disclaimer if it’s from an unethical company because her conscience literally can’t

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR.

[Abelle🍉LOOKING FOR WORK @abellehayford]

Hi everyone!! This is Abelle, illustrator and organizer of #drawingwhileblack! I can’t thank y’all enough for the outpour of support for DWB community⭐️✌🏿 we live in such unprecedented times but my heart is so full knowing that they’re people fighting for us💗 #BlackLivesMatter

[k ⁷ @cyphertann]

thread of petitions to sign for the black lives that still have not gotten justice

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

@sarahegiff Sarah I do not think your small dog is cute but I do think that you are cute

[Grace Mertens @GraceDerpens]

I do not think your small dog is cute