Grace Winick

[pj @pjayevans]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are so good what the hell is in those things

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Nobody better be spontaneous or whimsical to me today I’m really not in the mood for whimsy rn fr

[liam ✨ @birduniversity]

the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Is cake worth it

[helena riley @freshhel]

If i was a worm i would not care if a guy loved me I would be so free

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[trash jones @jzux]

my special talent is saying “no worries” when it’s actually more worries than ever before

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.

[Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @MageOfSolitude]

Sir, that's my emotional support five copies of the same book

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit here and do nothing,” said Toad.

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

if you see something* say something**

* cows
** ”cows”

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!

[brine brain barbie🍸🥒🫒 @Kysadilla]

Hey (with the intention of asking if you’re going to eat your pickle)

[get tuff the band @gettuffstaytuff]

this probably feels so good if you’re taffy