Graeme Roberts

Writer, editor, runner, reader, walker, explorer, tea drinker, cake eater, sport follower, TV & film watcher, expert sleeper, excessive comma user, etc.

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If @TwitterSupport cared about abuse you'd think they wouldn't keep sending users who report it to pages that don't even load. Not even pretending to care now. It benefits their business model to promote outrage & arguments, even when harmful. What an absolute sewer.

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@pcl100 @adilray @g4landyfan Gonnegtions.

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@CGMeifangZhang What's the Chinese for "steaming pile of bullshit"?

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Got this t-shirt at the #Cricket World Cup a few years ago (vs New Zealand at Old Trafford). Seems apt to wear today. #WIvsENG #redballreset #SameOldEngland #GloryHunter

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@michaelgove Asks a dancer grifting his way through life on the back of other people's three-word slogans.

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Christian Eriksen scored for Denmark today, 9 months after having a heart attack on the pitch. I've not seen the goal but I know it's a beautiful thing.

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@Thogden Did Gyasi still take the match ball home? 🤣

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@Thogden There can only be one GOAT

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@UnitedStandMUFC A rail replacement bus.

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Collapse it was. Sigh. #WIvsEng

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Joshua Da Silva with an impressive and gritty maiden Test century to give the home side a good advantage. Now to see whether England will collapse again or show some fight with the bat. 🤔 #WIvsENG

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@andyscott @VisitScotland @HelixFalkirk We can dream! 🤣

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@Ma_St_N Well, this wasn't worth the journey.

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@jon_trickett I have a vested interest in Javid's target to treat 99% of patients who've been waiting more than 2 years for surgery by July 2022. I've a funny feeling I'll be part of the 1% that don't get seen, except it'll be a much higher percentage & I expect opposition MPs to roast him.

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Never understand the empty prawn sandwich seats at Wembley for England matches. Should be filled with deserving people who volunteer in their communities, not corporate sponsor jollies for suits who can't even be arsed to turn up. An ongoing PR own goal by @England

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@JamesCleverly 🤣🤣🤣 Beyond parody. Your government is filled with them!

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@beatsworking Very sad news. 😢 I've only seen the Foos live once but it was a brilliant stadium show. Taylor was a fantastic musician who had such energy, passion & personality. I'm grateful for the music & the memories. RIP Taylor. Thoughts are with his family, friends & the band.

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@RishiSunak "But existing investment is fine because it'll be keeping my family in mansions and servants for generations to come."

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@calway62 @thelongswim For the weather. Although this weekend they might as well have stayed here.