Andy Scott

I'm not the sculptor who made the kelpies, but you guys keep tagging me and it's tiresome. I offered him this account and he never responded. Blame yourselves.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

What are you still doing here?

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@redmark1892 @fesshole 😂🙌👏👏👏

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@heisFarid What?

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@tomjohnson1990 @GUSAMensRugby @jamesliew84 @skinner_3 You're welcome.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@RealWorldProj @Peston I hate football, but even I'd watch MOTD for foofy!

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Best day of my life. Everything changed for the better. God, I'm glad I'm on Twitter. Couldn't live without it. Yep, Twitter definitely saved my life. Twitter.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

Beautiful touch @BBCr4today Thank you for playing Songbird.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@AndySco71522434 😁

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@NadineDorries Haha. You're fucking insane.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@eddiemair What? No Pomp?

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Every time you watch, focus on a different one among the 8 children. Hilarious😂

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@Peston Classy. Even when we are faithless, they remain faithful.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@johnjsills @SonOfSunTzu Précis of the article: warrants expire 2 years post-mortem. Cash, stamps and postboxes remain as they are- any newly minted cash, stamps get King Charles' profile, and any new postboxes (will there be any?) get his sigil. There'll be a lot of cross-over for quite a while.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

Hahaha. How silly.

[Grant R. Castleberry @grcastleberry]

Adam is not myth. Job is not myth. Noah and the global flood are not myth. Jonah and the great fish are not myth.

When the Bible details an event, that event actually happened in history.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@JesusOfNaz316 Jesus, take the boys to school on Thursday.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

Injury PMs 4U.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Absolute twaddle.

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@andreajenkyns @pritipatel @BorisJohnson Jesus wept

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@DavidDark Another thought on this. Some folks learned that apology is due (given) to the authority (one must say sorry to one's parents), often when that authority is bad! I wonder if this colours impressions of what apologising actually should be, rather than a bowing to unjust authority

[Andy Scott @andyscott]

@DavidDark That's true. I'm not in the public eye, nor do I have a platform to defend, so the only potential cost to me is imagined embarrassment at having been wrong. I'm lucky in that respect. I wonder how well I'd manage otherwise.