GrahamJohnston

One of Georgia’s best Jewish carpenters. Comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable.

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Photo day at the super secret studio hidden on campus. @ Savannah, Georgia https://t.co/QEJMMQZeCa

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Twenty year high school reunion preview …
Crush: “Well, I’m married, we have two kids and we just bought a new house.”
Me: “I still take the extra roll of toilet paper when I stay at a hotel.”

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Hear me out … a donut, with tapioca pudding as the filling …

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Just a reminder to start planning for the other Jewish carpenter’s birthday … July 19.

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Apparently calling it “Gentile Hanukkah” is not an appropriate way to refer to Christmas.

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You know the scene in Empire Strikes Back when Han says to Chewie “I don’t know we’re going to get out of this one” … that’s where my life is right now …

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I think one of the hardest parts of breakup is the starting over … here are my parents … here’s my sister … here are my 38 uncles, aunts and cousins … 🥺

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Whatever the opposite of “holy jolly” is, that’s me right now.

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My person is the one who doubles over laughing when I say “I’m sweating like a Jew at Easter.”

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Error message of the day “The server understood the request but refuses to authorize it.”

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Missing you makes me hopeful there’s someone else out there …

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@RachelMComedy I was literally trying to unfollow my ex … is this a sign?

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I think my biggest fear in life is that my child will want to be an industrial designer when they grow up.

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I don’t think non-tradespeople will ever understand the level of frustration and defeat needed to summon the phrase “Just bring me the backer rod.”

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Just posted a photo @ Savannah, Georgia https://t.co/3BJn8XsRlD

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How I Met Your Mother - Season 1, Episode 13, 21:30 … that moment.

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I’ve found myself question a lot of life lately … like why when you like a song on Spotify it goes to the top of the likes songs playlist, but if you add a song to a specific playlist it goes to the bottom?

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@CarmenLagala Whoever is most worried about the bathrooms.