Graham Keeling

Ex Primary school teacher, now ukulele player.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Riddle me this.

Where can I get a decent coffee around the Houses of Parliament?

[Graham Keeling @GrahamKeeling]

@owenjonesjourno @gideonrachman Have to agree.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please share if you agree with Nigel.

[Graham Keeling @GrahamKeeling]

Superb interview. Can we have Jonathan Renolds cloned and sent out to every interview. A great communicator.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

'Are there plans for the UK to retaliate on tariffs with the US if we can't make a deal?' - @TrevorPTweets

'I will keep all options on the table... but I don't think that is something on either side we would want to see happen' - @jreynoldsMP

[James Taylor @JamesTaylor_com]

"I always hesitate to bring my political beliefs into this space. I don’t think my listeners would expect that from me and some of you will find it disappointing: not what you were looking for... "

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[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Here is the definitive poll to how popular rejoin the EU is.

Like if you want to rejoin the Single Market.
RT if you want to rejoin the EU.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The search for Nigel Farage in Clacton enters its 27th week.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Kemi Badenoch wants to improve her polling by attacking 'key planks of previous Tory governments'. Which may be problematic when she's still employing so many of them

[Graham Keeling @GrahamKeeling]

@RevRichardColes Have you listened to the top end of a "real" piano? The electronic version is doing a pretty good job given it's got a speaker and not a direct link between vibrating string and your ear.
Having said that, my hearing has been "shite" for years so I've got NHS digital aids.

[Graham Keeling @GrahamKeeling]

@VictoriaCoren @BBCOne You did Victoria. Really looking forward to the extended version later.

[Graham Keeling @GrahamKeeling]

@GBNEWS Most of the people who made that decision in 2016 are now dead or waiting for foreign carers to turn up and wipe their arses. Get real. We should never have had the choice. Most of us were just kicking off at Cameron coming back with a shit compromise.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Whoa! This woman summarized the horror and tragic consequences of the American people electing Trump about as well as I've heard. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

[Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01]

In honour of Janey Godley, let’s get #TrumpisaCunt trending! 💕

[Graham Keeling @GrahamKeeling]

@NicholasLissack Just a stab in the dark here but has anyone considered that Lord Ali is a Conservative sleeper put there to bring down Labour as soon as they gained power. Its that or they all are a pile of shits and I really don't want that to be true. Lord help us! Alister, where are you?

[Graham Keeling @GrahamKeeling]

Giles Coran just gave the most spirited defence of Labour and the "gifts" scandal on Times Radio. Thank you.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Nobody pisses @realDonaldTrump off more than Barack and Michelle Obama.

Please don’t RETWEET this and make him upset!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

This.

[Josh Fenton-Glynn MP @JoshFG]

Writing a good letter to the newspaper is an art form!

[John McNamara @zyohnnymac]

I do think we should get more credit for hosting France’s annual riots while they have the Olympics. Proper Entente cordiale

[Love Britain, Hate Tories ℹ @realtoryparty]

The real ringleaders of the riots.⬇️

RETWEET if you want to see these criminals in jail.