Graham Topham

Unfuckable. Loathsome gargoyle. Man worm. You cannot run away from life forever - although I am currently trying.

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@NPanthersBanter One of my fav players of that squad - was disappointed he didn’t play a second season

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

Great Britain has the lead!🇬🇧💥 #MensWorlds #GBRCAN @TeamGBicehockey

[The Chivalry Guild @ChivalryGuild]

The prayer of El Cid when he sees a massive North African army (12x larger than his) come to take Valencia from him.

“Father in heaven, gracious Creator, I thank you!
A wonderful gift has come from across the sea;
I cannot win it except by fighting.”

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

jesus today

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@MiniApothecary Thanks! I used this video as my basis https://t.co/5k9wnzmTEn but where they use fancy sprays and texture paint I just slapped on pollyfilla and painted with browns and greens etc. Base is cardboard covered with packing paper.

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@MiniApothecary Recently finished this sniper in a tree (tree is wire covered in polyfilla, horsehair for leaves and cardboard and polyfilla base) and starting on the next one

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@sammysomme Hi Sam, can I display how uncultured I am by asking what film this is?

[Marc Morris @Longshanks1307]

#OnThisDay 1066 William the Conqueror was crowned in Westminster Abbey.

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 4 Episode 4 #ArmisticeDay

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

happy veterans day

[UHI Perth @UHIPerth_]

#NEWS➕UHI Perth Lecturer, Dr Danny Biggs, recognised for outstanding contribution to Physiotherapy

Congrats to Danny on achieving @thecsp ‘Student Contribution of the Year Award’ while navigating the challenging waters of a Doctorate in Physiotherapy! https://t.co/t439vZMrzZ

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Treehouse Of Horror IX

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Working is for chumps."

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Guess what, Homie? There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now.

We're gonna start doin' it in the morning?

#TheSimpsons

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@JemDuducu @warhammer Dude in the horse is awesome!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Behold the best election flyer in British political history. They’re hitting Uxbridge doormats at this very moment! #VOTEBINFACE #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?”
“Sure do: When you’re eighteen, you’re out the door!”

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@dcsandbrook @TheRestHistory A great series! Also, I would pay good money to hear an audiobook of Sir Nigel read by Dominic

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@frankienbennys disappointed that your Leicester restaurant has no lunch menu available today - despite your website saying it’s available Mon-Fri and can be ordered for collection? I get its a bank holiday but the website could make it clearer that it is not available today

[Graham Topham @GrahamTopham]

@MiniApothecary Recently finished this