Graham Watkins

From innocent youth - to knowing it all - to wondering why. It don't mean a thing if you ain't got a 🎵swing. Older but wiser? I don't think so!

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

Welsh Legends and Myths 8 1/2 hours of listening - Free to new audible customers. https://t.co/t4wqiC1sSa

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

Are there any other #authors out there being targeted by the #Archewell author phishing scam?

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

FREE BOOK. I'm pleased to announce the publication of 'A History of Carmarthenshire and Gower', A thoughtful entertaining look at south Wales history and invite everyone to download it for free https://t.co/uhq5ZHCSIe and if you enjoy the read please remember to leave a review.

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

You need to read Exit Strategy by author Graham Watkins. He did it and rode off into the sunset.

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

I'm delighted to announce publication of my new book, A History of Carmarthenshire and Gower. It's full of facts but not too serious. https://t.co/uhq5ZHCSIe

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

It's time for a Walk in The Woods https://t.co/Cfy46Egjl9

[Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1]

Port Talbot residents told to remain indoors and keep all windows shut as mysterious yellow orb appears in sky for third consecutive day.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I went skydiving for the first time today.

A guy strapped himself to me, and we jumped out of the plane.

As we were plummeting, he yells, “So…”

“How long have you been an instructor?”

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

@thinkdefence I remember it well. The yanks didn't help us at all.

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

@andycomfort Doesn’t she have a national insurance number?

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

@engineers_feed It's called a ring main!

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

Why can't they do the same as with aeroplane seats and book two?

[Green Planet @Elizabeth_Ruler]

Well done Greece 🇬🇷.

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

@HannahIamthest1 The old jokes are the best. When I heard this first time 40 years ago it was Frank Sinatra.

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

The old jokes are the best. When I heard this first time 40 years ago it was Frank Sinatra.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago...

While there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft ex-chairman, introduced myself and said...

"Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor?"

"Yes?" he asked.

"I’m sitting right over there," Pointing to my seat at the bar, "And I’m waiting for a very important client."

"Would you be so kind, when she arrives, as to come by and just say, "Hi Tom"?"

"Sure," Bill agreed, with a kind smile.

I thanked him and went back to my seat...

About ten minutes later, my client showed up.

We ordered a drink, and we started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder...

It was Bill Gates.

"Hi Tom," he said.

I looked up and replied...

"For heaven's sake, Bill, not now, can't you see I’m in a meeting!"

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[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

@toobaffled So there we have it; a fiction 'The Enemy Within' becomes a reality. https://t.co/KZ020lHqT9

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

@toobaffled So there we have it; a fiction 'The Enemy Within' becomes a reality. https://t.co/KZ020lHqT9

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

You need to read Exit Strategy by author Graham Watkins. He did it and rode off into the sunset.

[Forbes Burton @ForbesBurton]

Like most things in business, selling your company can be tricky if you’ve not done it before.

There are multiple pitfalls that can arise if corners are cut, or you make the wrong choice when enlisting an advisory service.

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

Home made Stilson Wrench!

[learn skills2.0 @_learnskills]

Craft tips and tricks for USA people

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

What she said – no doubt – but no matter how much compensation might be afforded it's too little too late. The only thing we can believe that comes out of Trump's mouth is the ugliness that he spouts in every arena whether it's about people science other countries history he's always full of shit and makes it up to suit whatever the circumstances happen to be at the time. This is what happens when you think with and breathe through your dick.
Trump is now officially
#WhoTheFuckNose

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A nice Scottish lad moved to NYC.
His mom called & asked how he found Americans

“Horrible,” he said. “They always yell & scream & pound on the walls & stomp on the floors.”

“Oh dear,” she answered. “How do you get by?”

“I just relax in bed, playing me bagpipes.”

[Graham Watkins @GrahamWriter]

Don't forget little Fedosi in Africa who needs clean water, the shampoo containing Bifidum Digestivum and that funeral plan that we all need.

[margo🦆 @mikesbaldwins]

Has anyone actually seen these baths with the doors that are always in the ITV3 adverts work?? How do you do it?? Do you just have to sit in a cold bath until it all drains?? Surely you’d flood the bathroom??????