Christopher Gram

Husband, dad, grandpa x3, biotech patent law, back checker turned defenseman, admitted dork. Wild, Frost, Twins. RTs and likes are not endorsements.

[Christopher Gram @GramCD19]

@theboffing Just emailed you. Not sure if I got the correct address.

[Christopher Gram @GramCD19]

@koltes_james @Dust_Vikings A few years ago, Vikes-Ravens traded 21 points in the final two minutes.

Take the first down, run out the clock, and take the minuscule chance of a Miami comeback down to absolute zero.

[Christopher Gram @GramCD19]

@portugamerifinn @benbbaldwin Unfortunately for you, then, the people in the field DO care about the outcome of the game, first and foremost.

And, if you truly want “maximum entertainment,” you sure as hell weren’t watching this parade of penalty flags.

[Christopher Gram @GramCD19]

@VaxxedSax @Bachscore Pete Stauber would like a word.

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@NickNelsonMN Additionally, and I’m just guessing here, I suspect your prediction contemplates the Twins receiving more than “a bucket of balls” in return for Ryan.

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Why are we, in Minnesota, being subjected to TEXAS political ads?!?!?

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@B_Marsh92 Had a really strong game, too.

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@JessRMyers It’s like the time an LA news station was reporting on the LA Kings in the NHL playoffs (may have even been the SCF) in front of a graphic of the (dirtbag?) Sacramento Kings logo.

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@MeltdownRocks Senior year of college I was voted “Most Likely to Become a Gym Teacher.”

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@jeremynygaard Canceled after 20+ years and attending a mere four games this season. Gave away more seats to co-workers than I used.

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@SpokedZ @RussoHockey A quintessential JEEK-y goal.

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@JoeSmithNHL Zone entries…🤮🤮🤮

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@thorku Looks like they’ve fixed the “losing the big halftime lead” problem. Progress is progress.

[Christopher Gram @GramCD19]

@theboffing @mnwild

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@B_Marsh92 Not to mention Jamie (Has)Benn.

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@JessRMyers Packers unveiling their alternative mascot.

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@Brandon_Warne Carbon copy of dozens of late Packers drives at Lambeau over the past 30+ Favre/Rogers/Love years.

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@RussoHockey So, they’ll be on Prime, but you don’t need Prime. And if you have Prime, you still have to pay. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Christopher Gram @GramCD19]

@cht_mgmtprof @LakeSuperior Came here to say the same. 👍🏻

[Christopher Gram @GramCD19]

@Brandon_Warne Including the Giants and Mets, with whom he had mere flirtations.