Cleric

Teaching the world, one idiot at a time. Groups by appointment only. No longer welcome at war-gaming tournaments due to using an actual War Hammer...

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@MrJamesMay @VerminusM I think they were looking for stereotypes not cast-iron medical facts…

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

There’s not many things you can rely on in this world, but a @JeremyClarkson results day tweet is one of them 😎😁

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And this evening I shall sit in my agreeable garden, drinking beer from my own brewery and eating food from my own farm. Prepared by my own chef.

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@Mr_Andrew_Fox @lewis_goodall ‘Northern snack-based version of Statler and Waldorf…’ 🤣🤣🤣

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@pinstripedline @TwoPaddocks When I heard the news this morning I immediately thought of this tweet! Vasily made it, may his round American wife cook him all the rabbits he desires.

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@OkkiPepernoot It’s pretty obvious that’s an Italianate style balcony in stone, whereas the 737s generally go for a French Parisian style in cast aluminium to save weight. Sir H knows any real operator would spot that instantly anyway… 😉

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@CorporalFrisk @simonharley Fiskars splitting axe all day long. You can put an edge on them fine enough to shave kindling into fire-starters (which I do for my pizza oven) and use the same axe to split seasoned logs.

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@simonharley @pinstripedline I reckon my ‘Fighting Temeraire’ is worth exactly what I paid for it…

[John Reeks @wartsandbrawls]

A great pleasure to put Lady Walmsley as my first preference in the St Andrews Chancellor election. It’s obvious she wants it for all the right reasons, and I hope she succeeds. A Modern History grad too, which is always a good sign IMO.

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@simonharley Over a ton now, and still nearly 6 days to go. The market for slightly broken vintage CD players is strong!

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@doctorwibble 1 December exit for me - in retrospect a hotel bar was always a risky shout.

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@pinstripedline It’s only graffiti if it is from the Graffito region of Italy. Otherwise that’s just sparkling copy-editing. 😉

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

Whoever decided to film this with ‘where our heroes are villans’ in the background is either an idiot or a genius, and I don’t know which… 🤔

[Ayoub Khan MP @AyoubKhanMP]

On 6 November, Aston Villa are due to host Maccabi Tel Aviv at Villa Park in Birmingham. We are calling on UEFA, the UK Culture Minister, and the club itself to urgently cancel this fixture or take immediate steps to ensure public safety and community harmony

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Karl Starmer says he’s currently on the biggest ever trade mission to India. But that’s not strictly accurate is it.
IYKYK

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@RosieLaydon @GenGJenkinsRM @RoyalNavy You probably aren’t the first, and almost certainly won’t be the last to do that 😂

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@RosieLaydon @GenGJenkinsRM @RoyalNavy (Although in fairness this is a first for a General rather than an Admiral taking the job 👍)

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@RosieLaydon @GenGJenkinsRM @RoyalNavy The clue as to his actual rank is in his handle Rosie…

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@MahyarTousi That just means any would be reporter would be making £2.50 for reporting you…

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@IMustBeOdd @ClarksonsFarm1 Yes - let’s make this happen!

[Cleric @GrammatonChurch]

@pinstripedline That’s why they reward them with a different coloured hat! Except for the ones who aren’t officers. And the women… 😐🤣