Spencer Dean

Local Hero. Floor model at Abercrombie N Fitch. Creater of the k bye. Engineer by day, rum taste tester by night.

[Sam Cotton @mrsamcotton]

Snail Trail

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

Hey @WeberGrills our pizza stone cracked before we got a chance to use it! Any recommendations on how we can enjoy life again? We're just so sad and hungry! #WeberGrills #HeartBroken #NeedPizza #MyFianceMightCallTheWeddingOff #NeedaHug

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@ostie09 @Grainjones I would ideally trade sheep in exchange for wood, but I would also entertain the idea of wheat for brick. Let me know!

[Nick Jones @Grainjones]

Not even going to pretend like I have any idea what's going on

[peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta]

Good to be back to work 😅

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

Hey @WhiteClaw what's going on with this half full can fresh out of the box? You guys got a summer intern as your head of quality control department? #CuttingCorners

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@Ashleypull @HandmaidsOnHulu We just finished it too! Hey @HandmaidsOnHulu what's with the 46min episode? Way to string us along then force us to wake up all the neighbors because we were screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This can't end like this!!!!" 50min should be a minimum! #Cowards

[Sara @elsara_pe]

Streaker #SuperBowl

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

Having a can of Campbells Chuncky Chili Mac for lunch today minus the Mac! Only one noodle in the whole can!!?! What's going on @Campbells @CampbellSoupCo @CampbellsChunky #Gypped

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

Anyone else feel like it's not really that big of a stretch to say,
"I probably didn't even shower more than 300 times this year. Maybe even 250?" #COVID19 #2020 #ThatsShowBizBaby 🎉

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@Deeeslide @UncleChaps Hey! I'm slutty as hell! You just don't know any of the hot chicks I crush all the time cause a they go to different schools.

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@BETMinnesota

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

Welp no one is shocked. #Vikings #Classic

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

It’s 11/29/20, or as I call it “Two primes and two dimes.” Sorry, but that’s been in my Drafts folder since 2012.

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@NateBecknasty

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@NateBrennan

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@HomemadeNasty

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

@Mmonty8six I had to sell the bandwagon to keep the family farm alive during this pandemic...

[Spencer Dean @GrampaSpence]

I know she is being helpful, but if I could live the rest of my life without ever seeing the #MN Governor's sign language lady ever again, I would die happy. #COVID19