Grand Coulee Dam

POWER GENERATOR

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

300 million Americans piss at the same time. I could use that deluge to make electricity to power homes. I'm a piss dam

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

@loafbro @daggerbyte YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

I'm lolin up here! the energy I create is pure and powerful. Am I a God? all signs point to yes

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

Biggus Dammus is my Latin name

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

Yo @daggerbyte we still up for that kiss?

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

Hey @robdelaney i'm a dam in Washington state and i'm very strong you should come up here and kiss me

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

Hey @daggerbyte i'm the grand coulee dam I hold back the Columbia river wanna kiss?

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

I make electricity for a living without me you'd be dead

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

You guys wanna know more about concrete? Its what i'm made out of. Boom owned.

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

I'm like DAAAAAAMM girl i'm a dam so come climb on top of me while I create electricity

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

Hey you guys the Columbia river is heavy water is like 90 times more dense than air! I'm strong, wanna kiss?

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

Whattup

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

Water is wet and i'm made of concrete any babes or dudes wanna kiss my aggregate?

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

I'm creating electricity using gravity and water any babes or dudes wanna kiss?

[Grand Coulee Dam @GrandCouleeD]

I'm a dam made of concrete and i'm looking for a babe or dude to kiss