snake_dad

Sheboygan’s wayward poet

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Gootbye

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@eightfoldpathPM Great thank you

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@gothcathy @aklingus I am one of the most neighborly people out there.

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@gothcathy @aklingus I didn’t know it was chili from the screenshot sorry. My anxieties are all pandemic-based at the moment. But as gestures go, food sharing is I guess a practical love language for me. I still think about my old neighbor sharing tandoori bread with me and 🥲 (it was also delicious)

[snake_dad @daggerbyte]

Tranquil oil on canvas of future me upon the “hood” (space cars do not have need for a hood, much like biological xy male genitalia) of my open air vehicle on Mars dicking down my special edition SpaceX printed HogSucker®—an improvement upon the inferior Earth product Fleshlight®

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

how's he gonna drink the coffee, genius

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@squishiebutt Safe to say she’s an enigma I guess. A complex mystery.

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@GergelyOrosz Lmao it is actually indecent in almost every possible way but alright Gergely

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I am sorry this was supposed to be a Reply to my firmed @LimeyEmily trybing to deletw

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#Seeing and #Listening to my Self through the re-inventive lense of #Sounding

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Beating my dick off of its hook at a picture of elon musk inventing comedy

[slick @dlicj]

my dick is a “grower” in that it grows on you how small it is. you get used to how small it is and actually start to like that it’s small. it doesn’t grow to be big

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@Tiny_Boxes Happy 2 help

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@Tiny_Boxes

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@Tiny_Boxes Milady, milass

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@aklingus First time I’ve heard someone refer to something as Jazzy Jeff style, and also I am glad for LA too