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[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

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@emma_butthole We turned off autocorrect/predict text like 12 years ago cmon man

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@criticalhitsTV @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN i guarantee youve played games w transfolk in them haha

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@sillyexbf @InfinityAngel18 Fight her, what is you doing

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why do old people take 10 years to put gas in their cars youve been alive since they were invented

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@funplings @35yearoldfriend just got 10lbs for $4 in LA

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Being new at a job sucks lol I feel like they'll fire me after any mistake ugh

[excruciate @wiithteeth]

it's almost been six months since my fathers (hideo kojima and geoff keighley) divorced...

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

“I hope we get half life 3!”

Geoff Keighley:

[the second ellie @kingepic22]

people complaining about tupac in stranger than heaven are really proving that they never listened to his music

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I wish ilI could do this lol

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

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@TheDataTomb @its_The_Dr he says it in the video

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@zzgator @TheMovieMermaid @Ecstasy5927 it makes sense but it sounds wrong

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@Bezerker85 @Chunky_Buttons Is this a typo?!?!

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@doublea_1023 @kofiwest_gh fellas, is it gay to clean your home?

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@egoraptor Katamari Damacy all I can think of. Jax & Daxter?

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@Angrbrd @SouthDallasFood Thats when you hit em w the "yea your hands are but not your gloves!"

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@NoSleeNo @DailyLoud You think he isnt aware of that?

[Clement @Clement2074777]

@NxtDeterio I present you a third