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just a chicken

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I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy….

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@DDuggan21 @DDuggan21 how many of their wins since 2023 have come after they were eliminated from playoff contention?

[New York Giants @Giants]

.@BaldyNFL takes a look at Jermaine Eluemunor's film 🎞️

1 Repost = 1 #ProBowlVote

[New York Giants @Giants]

Andrew Thomas is one of the best in the game 😤

1 Repost = 1 #ProBowlVote

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Women

[Yem🌹 @big_yemm]

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, and menopause. Wtf do men deal with ?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More about the NFL fining Jerry Jones $250,000 for the self-described “unfortunate” gesture he made Sunday to fans at MetLife Stadium, via @toddarcher:

https://t.co/nEeRguMAf5

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@DDuggan21 got an extra chair at chilis if you’re hungry Dan

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@LicensePlateGuy we need a big LETS GO GIANTS chant going from you down there!

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unreal

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ITS 3RD DOWNNNNNNN

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@JetsHateMe This tweet aged well

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The annual 🤝

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Bras are so toast and it’s awesome

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Bras are toast brother lemickey

[Lemickey James @lebronisafraud_]

Happy birthday @GrandDaddyTump - what’s the word on the street about bra’s this summer?

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Whatever it takes. Go big blue

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What a time to be alive

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@DDuggan21 Dan you dog!

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we need MORE

[John Fadule @fadule_]

The plan:

-go to a dive bar and hit it off with a hot bartender in her late 30s
-a 6’5” Finance guy is making fun of a kid with Down Syndrome cleaning tables so you glide to him like Batman and slam his face into his calzone
-the bartender grabs you and asks to hang with you when her shift’s over - 10 minutes later she gets into your Jeep wearing Jordans and a backless dress
-you go to a house party in a gated community where everyone knows her, the men welcome you warmly (firefighters) and the women kiss her on the lips (strippers)
-you roam the party together having the time of your life, her cleavage is popping and she smells like the pink heart emoji, 3 hours goes by in what feels like 30 minutes
-at midnight “Why Can’t I” by Liz Phair comes on, the party groans in nostalgia - you stare at each other then make-out
-you go to her place and smash then watch Californication
-you share a cigarette then smash again in the Carolina-blue lighting of the paused TV screen (finish doggy-style here to admire her toned back)
-at 3AM you check your phone to a Facebook message from the dad of the kid with Down Syndrome: “Thank you for what you did. You’re a hero in this house”

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@DanHunkyy @DDuggan21 Dan and mark >>>

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🚂🚂🚂

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I can’t have nice things

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@stickyyvicky Sticky you have yourself a deal 🤝the dogs are DYING to be let out the cage for some fresh air