cuff daddy

anyone wanna do bushrooms at the mar?

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

I’m at Dairy Queen with my dairy king, baby can I get a shake and fries? Now my tummy aches as his butt cheeks quake, guess who’s not surprised?

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

Knocked up has a really great cast

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

This and lil Wayne has been known to cure depression™️

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

The rice purity test

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

Topics I have immense knowledge about due to being a therapist:
DND
Every form of sexuality and gender
Gen Z slang
Cosplay
Caring for ferrets/ ferret facts
Discord
Twitch
An ability to diagnose mental illness unlike tiktok

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

- criminal
- short king

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

Dating history
-brothers friend
-intellectually challenged
-nice northerner
-mean northerner
-“it’s scary being a man in the #metoo movement”
-ketamine lover
-incompatible
-special ops

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

dating history
-8th grade bowl cut
-stoner dropout
-nazarene basketball player
-christmas ghoster
-sk8r boi
-thick neck
-stoner cheater
-amish phd
-the bone boy
-dog hater
-mean brendan fraser

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

All I want is for someone to love me!!!!!! It’s not that hard!!!!!

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

People killin people dyin
Peter Lois meg and Brian

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

The best thing I learned from a professor is to breathe when you have an orgasm #gotocollege

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

@GrandDaddyTump if we are both still single in 6 months, wanna hang out when I come to nyc? You can even wear flip flops

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

Bout to go on testosterone so I can be more of a man than these boys out here

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

@Kunkinsquiliams Let me rub your belly

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

Things that piss me off in someone’s dating profile:
-if they use the term “cheat day” in any context
-Instagram or Snapchat listed
-identifying your pronouns as USA
-calling my dog and I a 2 for 1 special
-the name Trevor

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

It would make me feel better to know other people have really fucked up thoughts too

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

I would crawl inside Jack schlossberg and never leave if I could

[cuff daddy @stickyyvicky]

Nothing like some dry ribs and orange juice

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Akon sings “locked up” while police are arresting a child predator

[Peepeepoopoo 🌈 @Su___B3]

Ik she's fuming rn