jimbo slice

Im gonna show you how great I am

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@united should I just walk at this point?

[Far2d2 @FarFerda]

@tacobell my friends and I journey all the way to the mall food court for some Locos , we place the order and are THEN informed THERE IS NO FIRE SAUCE. My heart sunk into my stomach and my one friend actually teared up a little. This is an act of BETRAYAL and you need to fix this

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@dakotadimone Capone loves watching TV with me!

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I love when dogs suprise themselves with their own farts. Like damn, that was me?

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@sprattjay How much for an original Jillian spratt

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Forgot I tweeted this. I was drunk, sorry for my Grammer... Actually, my Grammer sucks when I'm sober. I stand by this tweet.

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I forgot how weirdly addicting I get to curling during the winter Olympics

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@foxayye Fuck time

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@MaGooo11 It requires me like 15 more secs of thought. So unneeded

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Why in the world do people say quarter after for time. Just say 5:25

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Ben Macadoo

[Fred Taylor @FredTaylorMade]

Coach:
12-13 career record?

Eli:
210 consecutive starts, 2 SB Rings? You do the math...Clearly it’s not Eli’s fault. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Fuck Been Macadoo

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@jaclynblue @edsheeran I actually read this in a Irish accent after I saw "me"

[Gary Sanchez @ElGarySanchez]

"Every great story happened when someone decided not to give up."

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How is John Madden still alive? He has been old since I was born

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I find it weird that in order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be a sleep for a while.

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Days just represent food for me. Tuesday=Tacos, Wednesday=Wings, and Thursday=Taos

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I need Giants football already #SuspendZeke

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Being R. Kelly's publicist seems like a fun job