Grandma Mich™

ex-ingénue || she/her || BLM

[Grandma Mich™ @Grandma_Mich]

I’m going to try not to constantly post about my new puppy but it will be tough because everything he does is a pure delight and makes me feel not so cynical about this world. This is Chaplin and he’s an old soul

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

French unions called for a general strike today.

And the people responded. Over 200 demos were held in the country, with upwards of 3.5 million on strike across the country.

In Paris alone unions estimate that 800,000 people turned out. 🧵

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

some of my family thinks that the liberal college made me a leftist but actually it was The Rainbow Fish that did it

[Grandma Mich™ @Grandma_Mich]

@TheTennisstorm Ok Y E S this

[Grandma Mich™ @Grandma_Mich]

@celezperez You can make really tasty marmalade!!

[Grandma Mich™ @Grandma_Mich]

@MichellCClark I love to set timers - my whole life is timers. Gives me a chance to refocus and reset between tasks and also puts a limit on how long I will get lost in a task.

[New York Communities for Change @nychange]

Hey Twitter, help us find @NYCMayor!

As NYC floods and our neighbors evacuate in freezing temperatures, Eric Adams is missing.

Have you seen this man?

Last spotted on Thursday leaving the city before a climate disaster.
#WheresEric

[Grandma Mich™ @Grandma_Mich]

@laurenlynn13 Ok these books were SOOOO important to me

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

If I am on your @Spotify Wrapped let me know. Most of my songs are sad and I am hoping you’re okay. We can talk about it.

[Grandma Mich™ @Grandma_Mich]

@jbaileyhutch 😇

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

the worst part of The Holiday is when Jude Law’s character says foreplay is overrated. sorry but you want me to support a romantic lead who doesn’t eat pussy? at christmas???? grow up

[sis thee doll @ucancallmesis]

the theater industry is not yet equipped to hold “diversity” and the folks with enough money to make decisions are just interested in performing that they care

[r. @keskesorl]

stop normalizing having jobs, start normalizing whatever this is

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

'Evening Muses' by Natalia Drepina, contemporary photographer who often creates dark and haunting imagery #WomensArt

[The Real Destiny Marilyn @sweet_novacanee]

Nobody :

Me & my friends telling jokes :

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Some 17th century slang terms for vaginas and vulvas which will probably delight you:
▼Pipkin
▼Whib-bob
▼Tuzzy-muzzy
▼Wem
▼Twit-twot
▼Nonny-nonny
▼Bumfiddle
▼Crinkum-crankum
▼Aphrodisiacal tennis court
▼Mumble-peg

[FairWageOnStage @FairWageOnStage]

As was reported by Broadway Journal yesterday, Oskar Eustis took home $1.2M in compensation as the Public Theater's Artistic Director in 2020.

So, inquiring minds wanna know...

How much did YOU make the last time you worked at the Public?

[maya sharma… @goodjobmaya]

College was an awesome time to be intimidated by the most boring skinny people in the world