FIGJAM

7th generation Texan🤘

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@nickysmokess Nicky Soak

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@PardonMyTake Fugazi Freddy

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@KFCBarstool Tom Brady benefited from an elite defense and terrible division his entire career - Plato

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@TBob53 @BarstoolBigCat @wakeupbarstool That looks like a catastrophic groin tear waiting to happen

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@BarryOnHere Buddy, he cheated in member/guest tournaments. It’s pretty bad

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@RampCapitalLLC The iPad

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@nickysmokess Meat conjoiner

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@thedoogfather @httrhao Texas (1836-1845)

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@TitleTalkTCL Twitter was a mistake

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@kendallbaker What about Joe Rogan Peptides? We good there?

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@pronounced_kyle @FBI do something to fix the ink mafia

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@PFTCommenter

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@BarstoolBigCat You can buy cocaine with it. A+ draft selection

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@bigtomconnery Dat bih gah kid

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

“Dad, what was it like watching Jordan Spieth back in the day?”

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@coldcallsniper I’m convinced this was all set up months ago by the companies and/or people reaching out

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@OhioTate Mintz is proof that a traumatic brain injury will not cure autism

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@SethCPayne I made moonshine there for years but finally quit after a life altering experience. I was confronted by a yeti but was saved by a polar bear who seemingly came out of nowhere.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

With Fox buying Roku for $22B, here’s a throwback to “Succession” and the best TV scene ever for an M&A negotiation between a streaming tech and a legacy media company (Matsson just cooks the Roys):

▫️”Lecture me Vaulter Guy"

▫️”[Waystar is] a parts shop. Good parts. Bad brand."

▫️”I don't care what you think. You're a tribute band."

▫️[About Greg in Swedish] “There’s more of them…6’9 of pure nepotism!”

▫️ “[ATN] is fine but the graph is horrible. It's not complicated. A lot of yelling. Long term, I don't think news for angry old people works. I'd fold it in. Fat pipe that shit. Simple, cheap, huge. Ikea'd to fuck."

▫️”I'm just trying to make you fucking rich." ("Already Rich")

▫️”On the offer, I think I am what I am what I am." ("Ok, Popeye")

Truly incredible writing.