Grant Bennett

Hypochondriac commentator on the end of the world.

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

Anybody participating in the #nycbikeparade today i I hope you crash. It is so awful to sit in traffic for an hour and be late to work just so you can ride around like a bunch of idiots

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

@yasisalek Professional hairstylist and big fan of your podcast here. I say do it! Come to NYC and see me at my salon in soho 😀 I’ll hook you up https://t.co/YFdC9WjHQ4

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

This makes you part of the problem. Pointing and laughing at people isn’t ok, ever. That’s what trump does. If we lose empathy, we’ve lost everything.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

If you see Mitch McConnell don’t forget to point and laugh at him

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

No, but if we get @ReverendWarnock we can more effectively tell @Sen_JoeManchin to go kick rocks

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

@yasisalek thank you for alerting me to the fact that I totally slept on side b of @ThirdEyeBlind self titled at the time. Damn.

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

In the future everyone will be famous for 15 seconds maybe?

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[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

@Katfalcon_ I think I found your wallet you can call me at 714-808-2011

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

“Specifically, the United States could, with a stroke of a pen, totally destroy the capacity of Russia to compete militarily or economically with us by offering a green card to any Russian with a technical degree who wishes to emigrate to the US.” https://t.co/lVExfDw1xE

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

@Acyn America, love it or leave it 🙄

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

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[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

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[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

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[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

100% rooting for the @Braves because the @astros are cheaters.

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

@nypost This was very much our experience as well

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

sorry but pad see ew deserves the reputation pad thai has

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

All maps of America look the same

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

@ThatEricAlper Pinkerton by Weezer

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

When will I learn that flying @UnitedAirlines_ is never worth it

[Grant Bennett @GrantSBennett]

@MeghanMcCain Hi. Progressive here. Literally NOBODY is suggesting that.