Alan F Giles

I am the Tallest Man in Los Angeles

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

after months of hard work, my team and I finally came up with a slogan for meat. so proud of everyone involved!

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

every guy wants to hear the same four words

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

“Do your research before you meet your heroes” - the Wealth Brothers

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

“Wanting to be a business owner is a huge red flag” -the Wealth Brothers

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

Finally! This barbershop quartet only does Imagine Dragons songs

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feeling gaslit rn

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

so you're saying I should vote for Target

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections?

Absolutely everything.

https://t.co/mnBjVGTlzR

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

said this to my boss during a quarterly review and SHE gave me a $10,000 raise

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

some specific team shoutouts (1/?)
-Gunther for the rhyme idea (meat and eat)
-Tiffany for punctuation
-JT for the fonts
-Mary Grace for writer's room morale (she's hilarious)
-Chaz for catering
-Brian for catering when Chaz was sick
-Naomi for market research
-Sam (RIP)

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

after months of hard work, my team and I finally came up with a slogan for meat. so proud of everyone involved!

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

guac is extra

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

had the most terrifying time of my life at Disney Food and Wine festival

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

audition for a Harold team

[Bored Swiftie @boredswiftpolls]

You wake up as Taylor Alison Swift. What's the first thing you do?

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

comment “gong time” if you agree

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with @jordanleecoheen !

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

every guy with a laptop in a coffee shop:

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

@ItsDaniColucci no

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scientists say there could be hundreds of different fonts on this mug, maybe thousands

[Improv is Dead @ImprovIsDead]

Can’t choose your cubicle mate w/ @alanfgiles

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

TGIF mode has been activated…

[Alan F Giles @alanfgiles]

just once it would be nice to be told that I'M the one who has won the internet today, good sir