Grassophilia

Lawncare Jihadist. Worldwide HOA. Nuerodivergent.

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

@GigaBasedDad False choice. We need a worldwide HOA spanning pole to pole. Backfill the oceans. Level the mountains. All must be manicured and properly mowed. Trees trimmed. Beds mulched. Nothing less will do.

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@AnaKasparian looking worn from her marathon 12 hour Night Owls appearance. She said the word "Israel" over 5000 times.

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Another map where the outline of Lancaster County is clearly visible. Our air is disgusting.

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

USA air quality: 2005 vs 2018

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

Some real nice looks TURF in Belfast. Good to see such a well maintained public space. Keep Mowing Boys!!

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Massive crowds of masked men are back on the streets tonight

Belfast locals are furious. 🇬🇧

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@CityBureaucrat Makes sense. The yard looks like KARG ISLAND

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@CityBureaucrat Uzbekistan is the new Switzerland

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@Valley_BoyEnt @MCJ843 @X_fightss This is true. The cop should just slash all her tires, throw the keys outside of the car and padlock the doors shut. Let her sit there for 48 hours.

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@mattforney You can tell he's retarded because he originally said "boat" which he then attempted to quickly correct to "ship." It's a vessel. I've seen Project Managers screamed at for referring to a large vessel as a "boat." Totally out of his element.

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

Quite a bit of drought recently. Softer tones creeping in. 1" of water a week will be increased to 1.5". It's brutal. Sorry this is more important than two retard jocks and their retard trial. Arrest everyone, still living, involved.

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@mattbramanti How does a locality allow their public lands to be so dilapidated? Grass must be four feet tall. I'm sure they go through once a year and scalp it .25". Fucking dump. Not the real America.

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CLEANSE? The grass is fucking SCALPED and that piss machine mutt is killing it with its endless urination. Looks like PALESTINE. The fake grass is the ultimate insult. How dare you post this garbage on the SABBATH. I am VOMITING IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW

[@pat @0xpatterns]

I’m sorry you guys had to see that side of me here’s a TL cleanse

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@FreightAlley Oh dear God don't bring up Freight Minds.

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Sure pal pay some inbred Honduran to FUCK YOUR WIFE. The porch swing is the ultimate CUCKCHAIR

[Nicholas Carrigg @nicholascarrigg]

Unless you love mowing, I cannot stress enough how worth it it is to have someone else cut your grass if you have a big lawn, many other projects, and can find a fair rate.

Such an incredible upgrade, especially with the break even on a zero turn being like 5 years out.

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

@TomHanksVB Jesus Christ. I'll need to regroup tomorrow. SEND THEM TO GITMO

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@mtracey @ZaidJilani At least listen to poor Hal tell the tale to Ralph. It's the biggest story in politics. A Democrat state runs like a money laundering operation. No one cares. Republicans are too stupid and complicit to make a point of it. Please listen @mtracey

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@access_museum @ClarkeMicah Eel. My apologies

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@WhiteyNorthcutt @youngwerther123 Get a DNA test

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@youngwerther123 @WhiteyNorthcutt Notorious for their lawn abuse. Especially in Lancaster county. Drive down to Quarryville or New Britain and see the worst lawns of your life. Mailbox always says "Williams" or "Armstrong"

[Zexu Fang @ZexuFang]

@giveashitnature I hate dandelions.
They are a bane to a well kept lawn.

As to them being *edible* and such:
I don't eat salad.
And I don't drink wine.
The white puffy seeds make me sneeze.

Thus-
Dandelions merit the glorious chemical death that
2,4-D gives them:
Slow, quiet, and permanent.

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

@zachcantrad Great stone edging there btw